海曲王

两千年前，鲁南海曲王宫。
海曲王躺在病榻上，握住巫师的手，巫师说：“大王，你死后，有人会来你的墓室，那时你会重生！”海曲王问：“那将是何时？”巫师说：“两千年后。
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两千年后，一个月黑风高之夜，盗墓贼张天一终于挖通了通往古墓的地道，在进行了一番通风作业后，他进入了主墓室。
张天一将那些珍贵的陪葬品装在一个口袋中，准备出去。
这时，他忽然看到尸骨上面覆盖着一张锦帛，锦帛上写着一行字，大意是：如你舍弃一滴血，予我的头颅之上，我会给你更大的财富！

张天一心想：“不就是一滴血吗，又不会死人，谁不想更大的财富呢？”于是张天一回到棺椁面前，咬破食指，挤出一滴血，洒在了那白骨的头颅之上。
那白骨的颜色起了变化，开始变得潮红起来，似乎有血液在缓慢地流淌，接着，那具骨架也一点点地丰满起来，有了血，有了肉，一刻钟后，躺在棺椁里的不再是一具白骨，而是一具死尸。
不，那不是一具死尸，而是一个人，因为他已经睁开了双眼，那双眼睛叽里咕噜转了一阵，接着慢慢扭向了张天一的方向，不动了。

忽然间，张天一觉得自己中指的伤口剧烈地疼痛起来，接着他恐惧地看到：从那个中指开始，自己的血肉迅速地萎缩，不到一刻钟，他身体的血肉就萎缩殆尽，一阵微风刮过，那残余的血肉化成云烟随风而逝。

这时，“张天一”站了起来，他慢吞吞地拿起一柄铜镜，看了看自己的模样，满意地点了点头，然后走出了墓道。

“张天一”刚出墓道，就听见有人大喊：“不许动，举起手来！”

那个巫师预测得对，两千年后，会有一个人前来“解救”海曲王，可他没有预测到的是，海曲王刚出墓道就被警察抓获了，因为张天一是惯犯，犯罪情节特别严重，他被判了死刑，海曲王又将被送往坟墓。

绝望中的海曲王在法庭大声咆哮：“我不是张天一啊，我是海曲王啊！”

Introduce:Before 2000, palace of rash Nanhai music.
Sea music king lies on sickbed, the hand of handholding koradji, koradji says: "King, after you are dead, somebody can come your coffin chamber, you are met in those days renascence! " sea music king asks: "Will that be when? " koradji says: "After 2000.
" after 2000, the night with black tall wind of a month, zhang Tian of thief of rob a tomb digs the tunnel that leads to barrow eventually, after having ventilated operation one time, he was entered advocate coffin chamber.
Zhang Tian is outfit of those precious things buried with the dead in a pocket, preparation goes out.
At this moment, he sees there is a piece of bright and beautiful silk above skeleton suddenly, there is a word on bright and beautiful silk, carelessness is: If you abandon a blood, grant over my head, I can give you bigger money! Zhang Tian of one mind thinks: "Be a blood, won't the dead, who does not think bigger money? " then Zhang Tian bout arrives before inner and outer coffins, bite broken forefinger, push an one drop blood, asperse on the head of that bones of the dead.
The color of that bones of the dead had change, begin to become wet red rise, it seems that blood drips in serpentine, then, that framework also little ground is plump rise, had blood, had the flesh, after quarter, those who lie in inner and outer coffins is a bones of the dead no longer, however a cadaver.
Not, that is not a cadaver, however a person, because he had opened double eye, the murmur in Ji of that pair of eyes turned, twist slowly then to Zhang Tian the direction of one, did not move.
Suddenly, zhang Tian feels the cut acutely from personal middle finger rises sorely, then he sees scaredly: Wherefrom middle finger begins, oneself flesh and blood is rapid the ground is atrophic, be less than quarter, the flesh and blood of his body dangers with respect to atrophy, a breeze has been blown, that leftover flesh and blood changes Cheng Yun to smoke follows wind and die.
At this moment, "Zhang Tian one " stood, he takes one handle bronze mirror slowly, see oneself look, nod approvingly, walked out of path leading to a grave next.
"Zhang Tian one " just gave path leading to a grave, hear someone cries greatly: "Must not move, raise a hand to come! " that koradji is forecasted rightly, after 2000, before can having a person, come " rescue " sea music king, but what he did not forecast is, sea music king just gave path leading to a grave to be seized by the police, because Zhang Tian is habitual offender, guilty clue is particularly serious, he was sentenced capital punishment, sea music king will be sent toward graveyard again.
The sea music king in despair growls aloud in the court: "I am not Zhang Tian one ah, I am sea music king! I am sea music king!! 11016