不是吓大的

室友雪莲最喜欢恶作剧，经常用各种手段吓唬我们，然后在我们的惊叫声中得意地狂笑。

新学期开始，久别重逢，她就给我们一个惊喜。
不，应该说是有惊无喜。

我和兰儿推开寝室门，发现雪莲蒙头躺在被窝里。
兰儿掀开她的被子看了一眼，就惊叫一声转身扑在我怀里。
该死的雪莲竟然戴着一张鬼脸面具！

雪莲从床上爬起来哈哈大笑道：“又吓到你们了吧？”

“无聊！你当我们都是吓大的？”兰儿撇撇嘴爬上了上铺，我也钻进了自己的被窝。

“我这面具是在网上买的，花了我五十块，很逼真吧？”雪莲还在喋喋不休。
我有些不耐烦，从床头柜取出扔给她，“快取下来吧！装鬼很好玩吗？再装，就把你变成真鬼！”

“嘻嘻，变成真鬼更好玩，那我就可以吓唬全校的同学了！”雪莲一边取下面具一边和我说笑着。
我微笑着看着她。

“啊！”雪莲的笑声换成了的惊呼，“我的脸！我的脸怎么会这样？！”我一看，雪莲面具后的那张脸，五官移位血肉模糊，一只眼珠还挂在鼻子下面，说不出的诡异。

太难看了，我双手捂住了脸。
我说：“雪莲，那不是你的脸，那是另一张鬼脸。
”

雪莲几乎哭出声来：“可是，我的脸哪去了？”

“你的脸，在我这儿。
”上铺的兰儿探出头来。
果然，是雪莲那张俊俏的脸。

雪莲真的崩溃了：“兰儿？你怎么会长成我的样子？你的脸，又哪去了？”

我松开手：“嘿嘿，兰儿的脸，在我脸上。
”

雪莲看着我的脸，嘴巴动了动，却没有说出一句话来，身子一歪倒在床上。

兰儿从上铺飘下来，跟我两手相握对视一笑：“鬼不，人又何必来吓鬼昵？”

Introduce:Roommate snow lotus likes a mischief most, often use all sorts of method gally we, call the great in sound guffaw in our Jing next.
New term begins, meet again after a long separation, she gives us a surprise.
Not, should saying is to Jing is not had happy event.
I and orchid push bedroom door, discover Xuelian cheats a head to lie in by the nest in.
Orchid the quilt that lifts her looked, with respect to cry in fear face about attacks to be conceived in me in.
Blamed Xue Lian is wearing mask of a piece of funny face actually! Xue Lian climbs to burst out laughing from the bed path: "Frightened you again? " " dull! Is you become us to frighten big? " orchid cast aside twitch one's mouth to mount an upper berth, I also get into oneself by the nest.
"My this mask is bought on the net, spent me 50, very distinct? " Xue Lian still is in babble.
I am a little impatient, take out a mirror to throw her from ark of the head of a bed, "Be taken quickly! Is outfit ghost very amused? Reload, turn you into true spirit! " " Xi Xi, become true spirit more amused, I am then OK the classmate of gally entire school! " Xue Lian takes next masks to be worn with my josh at the same time at the same time.
I am smiling to look at her.
"Ah! " Xue Lian's laugh changed bloodcurdling to exclamation, "My face! How is my face met such? ! " I look, that piece of face after snow lotus mask, facial features shift is badly mutilated, an eyeball still is hanged below nose, inarticulate is weird.
Too ugly, my both hands covered face.
I say: "Xue Lian, that is not your face, that is another piece of funny face.
" Xue Lian cries almost phonate comes: "But, which went to my face? " " your face, it is here.
" of the upper berth orchid smell head comes.
As expected, it is snow lotus Na Zhangjun's spruce face.
Xue Lian broke down really: "Orchid? How can you blossom my appearance? Your face, which went? " I am loose hand: "Hey, orchid face, on my face.
" the face that Xue Lian looks at me, mouth is moved, did not speak a word to come however, body one crooked go up in the bed.
Orchid wave from the upper berth, with me two tactics photograph grasps laugh to inspecting: "Ghost is not fearsome, the person frightens ghost close again why? The person frightens ghost close again why?? 14124