简单少儿英语趣味小笑话

Where is the egg?鸡蛋在哪里?

老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词 吗?

：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师：“鸡蛋”在哪?

学生：在蛋糕里，先生

Where is the egg?

Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

Student:In the cake,Sir.

Powerful Evidence

Geography teacher: Xiao Qiang,give me three reasons to prove the earth is round.

Xiao Qiang: Mother says the earth is round.Father says the earth is round.And you say the earth is round.

强有力的证据

地理老师：小强，给我三条理由证明地球是圆的。

小强：妈妈说是圆的。爸爸说是圆的。您也说是圆的。

I Will Not Take a Bath 我不能愿意洗澡

我不愿意洗澡，我不愿意进到浴缸里。上个星期我洗澡了，我不 再洗澡。我想要我的橡皮鸭子，一个水桶和一只船，我的玩具鲸鱼，一艘潜水艇，一个橡皮球。现在我不能洗澡了。浴缸太小了，它被玩具塞满了，没有我的地方了。

I will not take a bath, I won’t get in tub, I has bath last week.
I don’t need another scrub.
I would need my rubber ducky, a bucket and a boat, my toy whale, a submarine, a rubber ball.
No, I can not take a bath.
The tub is too small.
It’s all filled up with toy.
There’s no room for me.