胸怀宽广的人

刘索这个月有个大麻烦——便秘。
他简直就是有屎以来拉屎最困难的人。
七天才拉一次大便，一般是晚上七点《新闻联播》开始前去，到八点强档的电视剧都播完了还没出来。

此前，刘索可是个无忧无虑的人啊！

有一次，办公室出了大错，使他和同事虞成杰的职称晚评了一年，虞成杰不时跳脚大骂，刘索却一笑置之。

后来，分房子，刘索又落选，而虞成杰却得到了。
刘索还是一笑置之。
领导叹道：“刘索的肚量太大了。
” 鬼故事

刘索的女朋友榨干他的钱包之后，跟一个跳舞的演员跑了。
刘索不但一笑置之，还拿晚自习的津贴给她垫了车钱。
演员叹道：“你的胸怀真是宽啊！”

刘索的母亲去世了，他办完丧事之后，继续情绪稳定地工作。
虞成杰叹道：“到底什么事才会让你难过啊？”

难过的事终于来了，刘索拉不出大便了。

医生进行了肛指检查，说：“虽然你的肛门比普通人大，但是直肠里有异物阻塞肠道。
异物表面光滑和体积较大，还有活动迹象。
”

拍摄了X光片后，仍然无法判断是什么异物，医生决定实施手术。

东西取出来了。

趴在手术台上半身麻醉的刘索转头问医生：“是什么东西啊？”

医生瞠目结舌，无言以对。

白色的盘子里放着一颗心，带着便迹和血迹，还在微微跳动。

…… 鬼故事

虞成杰听说后，说了一句话：“刘索胸怀真宽，心都掉到屁眼里去了。
”

Introduce:Liu alls alone this month has a constipation of hempen irritated —— .
He has the shit is the most difficult person since excrement namely simply.
7 talents play have a bowel movement, it is in the evening commonly at 7 o'clock " news broadcast " the toilet goes before beginning, sowed to the teleplay of strong at 8 o'clock archives had not come out.
Before this, liu Suo can be a carefree person! Once, the office gave blunder, make the title evening of he and colleague Yu Chengjie judged a year, yu Chengjie often stamps his foot tongue-lash, liu Suo however dismiss with a laugh.
Later, the school divides a room, liu Suo loses an election again, and Yu Chengjie got however.
Liu Suo still is dismiss with a laugh.
The leader sighs: "Abdomen amount of Liu Suo is too large.
" the girlfriend bleed white that ghost story Liu alls alone after his purse, the actor that dances with ran.
Liu Suo not only dismiss with a laugh, still took the allowance that studies by oneself in scheduled time late to pay car cash to her.
The actor sighs: "Your bosom is really wide! " Liu Suo's mother died, after he handles funeral arrangement, continue the mood works steadily.
Yu Chengjie sighs: "After all what thing can just make you sad? " sad thing came eventually, liu Suo is not pulled give have a bowel movement.
The doctor undertook anus points to an examination, say: "Although your anus compares common National People's Congress, but there is eyewinker block bowel to in rectum.
Eyewinker surface is mixed glossily volume is larger, still have mobile sign.
" filmed after X mating plate, still cannot be being judged is what eyewinker, the doctor decides to carry out an operation.
The thing is taken.
Bend over to turn in the Liu Suo of anaesthesia of operating-table upper part of the body the head asks a doctor: "What thing be? " doctor stare tongue-tied, speechless.
There is a heart in white dish, taking mark and bloodstain, still beating slightly.
After Yu Chengjie of …… ghost story hears of, said a word: "Bosom of Liu all alone is really wide, the heart is dropped went in fart eye.
The heart is dropped went in fart eye.
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