有鬼了

有鬼了！

在晋北某县一村庄，有个叫武二的光棍汉儿，好吃懒做不说，还好赌得很。
一旦赌输，那就惨了！想赖债不还？没门儿！先给你点颜色瞧瞧——想缺条胳膊还是少条腿？自个儿选吧。
无奈，为了还债，武二就干起了偷鸡摸狗的勾当。
但又总嫌这来钱太慢，咋办？就有“高人”给指了条“明路”——咱这儿不是兴“配阴婚”吗？特别是死了年轻尚未婚配的男子的，家人没有不想给他配门“阴亲”聊慰“怨魂”的。
如果……那你不就发大了。
配门阴亲，少则两三千，遇到那家境阔绰的，一甩手，就是个万儿八千的哟！

俗话说“青酒红人面，财帛动人心”。
想着那些花花绿绿的票子，穷途末路的武二岂有不动心的？于是，他就干起了掘坟盗墓的勾当——盗了，再通过“高人”找到买家。
这无本的买卖，武二已做成了四五起，着实小赚了几笔，还上瘾了哩！时间长了没买卖，还直发慌哩！

这年秋天，“高人”给武二带来了一大“利好消息”——有户家境还相当不错的人家，刚死了个不满二十岁的儿子，对方还是个独子，本已收到了大学录取通知书了，可天有不测风云，却不幸遭遇车祸突然身亡了。
所以，他父母一定要给他找个媳妇才安心，已谈妥了，若女方年貌相当的话，出个万儿八千都没问题的。
这让武二不禁喜出望外，心想：“哈哈，发大财的机会找上门来了！”可这年貌相当的女孩可不是那么好遇的哟！自个村子及附近三里五村的最近甭说有凶死横死的女孩儿了，连个上岁数的新亡人都没有！好在功夫不负“有心人”。
经过武二的明察暗访，终于收集到一个令他格外兴奋的信息——距本村约十余里的东张村有户人家，今年参加高考的女儿本来平时成绩很优异，却因高考发挥失常而意外落榜，受不了这一沉重打击，就喝农药自杀了。
从死到下葬，也不过才两三天光景。
当下已是收秋时节，气温也较低，料那女孩的尸首应该还完好着哩！武二事先就踩好了点儿——那女孩就埋在村西头的一块玉米地里，而且，这块玉米大都还没收割哩——多好的掩护啊！武二不由大喜：这真是老天爷送给俺发大财的好机会啊！

事不宜迟，说干就干。
当天晚上，恰好是个月藏星隐的多云天。
武二早早吃过晚饭，“干活”的家伙什儿也都一应准备停当，便倒头大睡，只等夜深人静才好动手哩。
将近深夜十一点，武二便骑上自行车出发了。

子夜时分，村民们都已争相与周公约会去了。
这可正是武二“干活”的绝佳期。
武二顺着白天踩好的路线，摸黑找到了女孩的坟地。
这才小心翼翼地摁亮了随身携带的手电筒，瞅准了坟墓的大致走向，就摸黑下起了家伙。
没多久，就挖到了棺材。
武二先是双手合十地暗自祷告了一番：姑娘啊，你可别怪我也别吓唬我，我这可全是为了成全你的好事啊——给你找了个多好的老公啊，对方家境殷实，估计烧的纸钱赔葬的东西都不会少。
你俩在阴曹地府成了亲，你不就能跟着吃香的喝辣的……唉，只是，我这明明是做好事，可就是得不到那些俗人的理解啊！还得冒着被万人骂，甚至被打残打死的高风险。
好心的姑娘，你一定得保佑我好心有好报——顺利成功啊……”一番祷告后，武二就用他那套专用的开棺工具来开启棺材了，正当他专心用劲儿启那将棺材钉死了的钉子时，突然，只听一声声“呜哩哇啦”的怪叫，分明就是从棺材里发出的！这怪叫声在寂静的深夜尤其令人毛骨悚然！武二吓得“妈呀——有鬼……”撒丫子就一路狂奔而去……

武二不顾一切地跑着，当路过一座小河桥时，只见从这小桥下，竟又猛地蹿出一个披头散发的“厉鬼”，还一个劲儿“哇呀呀”地怪叫着来追武二，武二又急又怕，顿时，便昏死过去……

次日，东张村一早起的村民发现了昏死在桥头的武二，就忙着打120叫来了救护车，将他送进了附近的县。
经院方确诊：是过度惊吓导致的心血管堵塞。
做了心脏搭桥手术，方才将他从死亡线上拉了回来。

此事，自然也惊动了当地的公安机关，经多方调查取证，武二“盗墓贼”的身份也很快被确认了。
而他所盗棺材里的怪声，其实是他不慎触动了死者赔葬品中的一台小收音机的开关所致！至于那桥下的“厉鬼”，只不过是被他惊醒的一个睡在桥下的疯子而已！虽然武二侥幸从死神手中逃了出来，但他却无法逃避法律的严惩！

Introduce:There is sth fishy! In advance north some county one village, have call fierce the ruffian of 2 Chinese, eat his head off not to say, bet very fortunately.
Once out of the money, that is miserable! Think repudiate a debt is not returned? Have no access to sth! Is nodding —— of color look look to want to lack an arm to you first still little a leg? Be chosen from height.
But, for repay a debt, fierce 2 do the business that had to steal chicken to feel a dog.
But always disrelish this to come again Qian Tai is slow, do how? Have " tall person " to pointed to " bright road " is —— to promote here " marriage matching shade " ? Died in the home especially young of the man that has not marry, family did not want to match the door to him " shade is close " comfort a little " blame mood " .
If then you do not send …… big.
Shade matching the door is close, little criterion two 3000, encounter that family financial situation ostentatious, refuse, namely 10 thousand of 8000 oh! Common saying says " face of green wine a favourite by sb in power, wealth changes popular feeling " .
Considering the bill of those brightly colored, does the Wu Erqi of dead end have what do not his mind disturbed? Then, he does the business —— thief that had to dig graveyard rob a tomb female cadaver, repass " tall person " find buy the home.
This is not had this buying and selling, fierce 2 already make it 45, indeed small earned a few, return addiction! Time grew to do not have buying and selling, still feel nervous continuously! This year of autumn, "Tall person " to fierce 2 brought one big " interest good news " —— has a family circumstances to return perfectly family, just died a son that resents 20 years old, the other side or alone child, already received university admission notice originally, but something unexpected may happen any time, encounter traffic accident died suddenly unfortunately however.
So, his parents must look for a daughter-in-law to just set his mind at to him, already negotiate, be like the woman year if appearance comparatives, piece 10 thousand 8000 be no problem.
This allows a surname 2 can't help be overjoyed, the heart thinks: "Ha, the opportunity that sends big money searchs come to come! " but the girl that this year appearance comparatives can not be so good those who encounter oh! From village and the do not say to have die a violent death of die by violence recently girl of 3 lis of around 5 villages, those who connect a getting on in years is new die the person is done not have! Fortunately kongfu is not lost " a person with high aspirations and determination " .
Through fierce the observe publicly and investigate privately of 2, the information —— that collects to make him excited all the more eventually is apart from this village to make an appointment with more than 10 lis east Zhang Cun has a family, the daughter that plays the university entrance exam this year is original at ordinary times achievement is very outstanding, because wrong and play of the university entrance exam is accident,lose out however, be overcome this one serious blow, drank pesticide to commit suicide.
From die to bury, also do not pass gift 3 days two about.
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