做鬼媒

失恋的王大川，借酒消愁，吹干了一瓶老白干，才醉眼蒙眬地离开了酒馆。
这时夜已很深，街上不见一个行人。
当空悬照的那轮残月，正被天空西边飘过来一堆乌云，慢慢掩去。
路灯像渴睡人的眼，泛着昏黄的淡淡幽光。

“大川。
”正当王大川歪七斜八地穿过一片建筑废墟时，忽然从身后伸出一只手，拍了一下他的右肩，他扭头一看是个身子单薄，面色苍白的男子。
“你是？”王大川觉得眼熟，可又想不起他是谁，于是挠挠头皮，不好意思地咧嘴问。

“我是二牛呀！”“二牛？”王大川打了一个酒嗝，然后两眼在对方的脸上扫描了一通，捅了对方一拳，哈哈一笑，“果然，是你这个家伙……”原来，二牛是王大川光屁股一块玩大的伙伴。
虽然二牛初中毕业后，进城打工，王大川十多年没见他，刚一照面有点眼生，可二牛右额头角那个明晃晃的筋疙瘩，再熟悉不过了，小时候同伴们给二牛取了个绰号“独角龙”。

“你，你怎么像没骨头一样？”王大川的笑僵在了脸上，因为他伸出去的拳好像打在了棉花堆上。
“瘦呗，瘦得骨头都快没了。
”二牛自嘲说。

“大川，请你帮个忙，”二牛从贴身口袋掏出一张照片，递给王大川，说，“这个女孩叫倩倩，是半年前搬来我们小区的……我很喜欢她，她也很爱我，可她很听父母的话，说我若想娶她，必须请媒人向她父母提亲……”

照片上的女孩，长得很美，一袭长发披肩，明眸皓齿，一对酒窝里荡漾着甜蜜的笑。

“多么漂亮清纯的女孩呀！”王大川心里暗赞一声，把照片装进了上衣口袋，然后爽快地对二牛说，“行，我帮你这个忙！”

“王大川，赶快起床，要上早工了！”睡得迷迷糊糊的王大川被工友一拳擂醒。
他睁开惺忪的眼睛，瞅了一眼窗户外天空中悬挂的那个大火球，骂了声：“妈的，昨晚喝得太多了！”就急忙蹬裤子穿衣服。

忽然一张照片，从上衣口袋掉在了地上。
他捡起地上的照片，噢了一声，猛然想起了昨晚答应二牛的事。
“妈的，真粗心！”王大川这才想起被酒灌晕了的他，竟然忘了向二牛要女孩家的地址。

“这可怎么办呢？”王大川摩娑着手里的照片，沉思了半晌，忽然一低头，看到照片背面留有倩倩父母的名字和他们的住址。

王大川是个守信用的人。
上了半天班，他借口胆囊痛要去看病，向工头请了半天的假。

“你说什么？！”当王大川按照片上留的名字和地址找到倩倩的父母，说明来意后，倩倩的父母惊得脸像漂白粉洗过一样，寡白寡白的。
原来，倩倩早已于半年前死于车祸。

这家伙肯定想媳妇，想得神经错乱了？！王大川向倩倩的父母连声赔礼道赚后，回家的路上，直怪自己太鲁莽，没看出二牛脑子有毛病。

“看我怎样收拾你！”生气的王大川想去找二牛算账，但又不知道二牛住在哪里，于是他决定去“天堂公墓区”倩倩的墓前，找点线索。

很快王大川找到了倩倩的坟墓，可就在同时，他不经意地向左瞥了一眼，顿时吓得魂飞魄散，因为左边墓前立的碑上，贴着二牛的照片，镌刻着他的大名——何加坤。

Introduce:Lovelorn Wang Dachuan, drink down, blow did a bottle of old Bai Gan, ability eyes showing the effects of drink cheated  Bao  ground to leave public house.
At this moment night is very late already, a pedestrian disappears on the street.
High above in the sky suspends the month of that round of incomplete that take, by one caboodle black clouds waves on the west of the sky, slowly attack by surprise goes.
Street lamp sleeps like thirsty the person's eye, extensive is worn dim light deep and remote light.
"Big plain.
" just when Wang Dachuan is crooked 7 inclined when 8 ground cross debris of a construction, reach a hand from back suddenly, patted his right shoulder, he twists a head to look is a body feeble, the man with cadaverous complexion.
"Are you? " Wang Dachuan feels look familiar, who is can wanting not to remove him again, flinch then tricky skin, feel embarrassed ground grin asks.
"I am 2 oxen! " " 2 oxen? " Wang Dachuan hit belch of a wine, scanned on two faces in the other side next, disclose the other side one fist, laugh, "As expected, it is you this fellow …… " so, 2 oxen are Wang Dachuan naked play old associate together.
Although 2 oxen junior high school graduates hind, go into town work, wang Dachuan did not see him more than 10 years, firm one encounter has bit of look unfamiliar, but horn of 2 oxen right forehead the muscle a knot in one's heart of that shining, had not been familiar with again, in one's childhood companions took a nickname to 2 oxen " alone horny dragon " .
"You, how do you resemble doing not have bone same? " Wang Dachuan's laugh deadlocked was in on the face, because he extends a fist that go,seem to be hit on pily caboodle.
"Thin, so thin that bone did not have quickly.
" 2 oxen say from ridicule.
"Big plain, ask you the side is busy, " 2 oxen draw out a piece of photograph from close-fitting pocket, hand Wang Dachuan, say, "This girl calls handsome, it is the …… that our village moves before half an year I like her very much, she also loves me very much, but she very if listening to parents, if want to marry her,say me, must ask go-between to talk about a marriage to her parents …… " the girl on the photograph, grow very beautifully, one grows hair amice, bright eye bright ages, there is sweet laugh in a pair of dimple.
"The girl of how beautiful Qing Chun! " in Wang Dachuan heart dark assist, fit the picture into jacket pocket, say readily to 2 oxen next, "All right, I give you this help! " " Wang Dachuan, get up at once, want to went up to be versed in early! " sleeps mistily Wang Dachuan by the fellow worker one fist beat a drum wakes.
He opens the eye of Xing Song, that big bolide of the suspension in the sky outside looking at a window, scolded sound: "Of Mom, was drunk too much last night! " to step on trousers wears the dress hastily.
Suddenly one piece is illuminated piece, drop from jacket pocket was in on the ground.
The photograph on ground of his pick up, oh, recalled the work that promised 2 cattles last night abruptly.
"Of Mom, really careless! 9835