看到灵车了

大傻单位有辆五菱面包车，这车的司机姓伍，平时厂里谁有急事都会叫他帮个忙什么的，有急病要上的当然也会叫他帮忙。
可邪门的是，不管病大病小，只要坐他车去医院的，必死！

这天有个大傻上班的时候忽然肚子痛，当时脸都青了，大家一看，着急啊，赶紧送医院吧，老七还没等上车人就开始迷糊了，大家没法等医院的救护车了，赶快叫上小伍送人上医院，车刚出厂门，忽然老七大叫一声，跳了起来。
直接就蹦下车，大伙奇怪了，问：怎么啦？老七脸色煞白，直说不坐这车，不坐这车，大伙心里那个急呀，你都病这样了，还迷信车辆呀，难道要坐老总那辆？大傻肚子痛得厉害。
也没力气挣扎，大家七手八脚的把他塞上车。

到了医院不久，他爱人得了消息也赶过来了，这时大傻正挂着液。
他爱人问医生情况怎么样？医生说，没什么大事。
阑尾炎而已。
动个小手术就好。
大伙听了，见没什么事就放心的散了，可大傻清醒后见老婆就泪水直流，把私房钱藏什么地方，谁谁谁还有什么款子，仔仔细细的告诉老婆，完全是交代后事的样子。

他老婆劝他说，别担心，只是阑尾炎而已，小手术就好。
没想大傻索性大哭：我说不坐那车，不坐那车，你们非塞我上来，我这次死定了。

他老婆听了纳闷，坐什么车那么邪门？大傻：谁的车，小伍开的那辆五菱啊，我一上车就见陆师傅和老贾，老福他们几个（都是坐这车上医院后死了的）。
大白天见到他们我还不是要死的呀……

他老婆以为大傻痛糊涂了，也就劝了几句罢了。
可是没想到，阑尾炎手术出了事故，结果老七死在了手术台上。

据在殡仪馆见他的同事说，他那眼睁得大大的，怎么也合不上。

从此，再也没有人坐过小伍的车上医院了。

Introduce:Big foolish the unit has a minibus of 5 water chestnut, the driver of this car is surnamed five, at ordinary times who has urgent matter to be able to call him help in the factory of what, acute disease wants to go up of the hospital also can call him to help of course.
But of abnormal is, no matter ill a serious illness is small, should take his car to go to a hospital only, die surely! This day has big foolish when going to work suddenly upset stomach, the face is young at that time, everybody looks, anxious, send a hospital rapidly, old 7 had not waited for person getting on a car to begin confused, everybody does not have the ambulance of the hospital such as the law, cry at once small five send the hospital on the person, che Gang leaves factory the door, suddenly old 7 cry, jumped.
Skip directly get off, groups big strange, ask: How? Old 7 complexion are pale, say not to take this car continuously, do not take this car, in groups of big heart that urgent, you are ill such, still have blind faith in car, should sit manager that? Big foolish upset stomach is gotten fierce.
Also do not have effort to struggle, everybody 7 hands an on his a place of strategic importance car of 8 feet.
Reached a hospital before long, his sweetheart got a message to also be driven came over, at this moment big foolish hanging fluid.
Does his sweetheart ask a doctor the circumstance how? The doctor says, important matter of it doesn't matter.
Appendicitis just.
It is good to perform an operation.
Groups big listened, see thing of it doesn't matter came loose with respect to what be at ease, but big foolish after regaining consciousness, see wife flows continuously with respect to tear, hide case-dough where, who who still has what a sum of money, tell wife carefully, it is the look that explains a funeral affair completely.
His wife persuades him to say, do not worry, it is appendicitis only just, small operation is good.
Did not think big foolish cry greatly simply: I say not to take that car, do not take that car, your blame stuff comes on me, I was decided this to death.
His wife listened to feel puzzled, what car to take so abnormal? Big foolish: Whose car, small five that 5 water chestnut that leave, I get on a car to see land master and Laogu, old blessing they a few (it is to take what died after the hospital on this car) .
Become known day sees them I still am not those who want dead ah …… his wife feels big foolish painful muddleheaded, also persuaded a few to stop.
But did not think of, appendicitis operation gave an accident, the result is old 7 was in to death on operating-table.
Say according to his fellow worker seeing in funeral parlour, he then the eye is opened greatly, how to also close.
From now on, also had sat without the person again small five the hospital on the car.
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