鬼话连篇(一句话鬼故事)

1，深夜，他开车撞死一个人，见四下无人，开车便跑。
没想到，不久后，一个人影突然趴在他的前档风玻璃上对他说：你跑什么呀，还我命来！

2，上班快迟到了，可女友还在化妆，我便生气地说：喂，你化个妆可真麻烦。
女友白了我一眼，没好气地顶嘴道：谁让你把给打破了呢，害的我每次都要把头摘下来。

3，他午休醒来时，发现自己好象落枕了，于是，我听见他“喀喀喀”地把头转了好几次720度，然后伸了个懒腰，笑着对我说，好了。

4，当妻子又无缘无故地骂他没良心时，他为了证明自己是清白的，转身进了厨房，拿了把水果刀，当着她的面，把一颗扑通扑通正跳动的红心掏了出来，然后告诉她，你看，我这心分明是好的嘛！

5，明明是自己一个人去赴约的，朋友却冲着他的旁边，齐声夸赞：你女朋友真漂亮？

6、一人从车祸的现场飘然走开，迎面有人拦住了他：嗨！你的一只胳臂还在车轮下面呢！不想要了吗？

7、一天晚上，我开摩托接女朋友下班，夜有点凉，女友温柔的张开双手搂住我，忽然她摸我脸：冷吗？刚想接口，忽然发现腰际女友的手一直没离开，我：啊！

8、昨晚，睡觉时做梦，梦见因车祸丧生的前女友：亲爱的，你送我的衣服太小了，讨厌，每次送人家的衣服都小了，难道你就不能换一家好一点的扎纸店？

9、昨夜，我正在聊QQ，与人瞎扯淡时，有个朋友突然来敲我家窗户，叫我陪他出去玩！我正准备开窗说太晚了，不去了，才突然想起自己住的是10楼，啊！你，你，你，你是谁呀？

10、里，我由噩梦惊醒，看到哥哥坐在床边，轻轻的问我：怎么了？我说：我梦见一群提着自己脑袋的鬼追我！是不是这样的？说着，哥哥把他的头摘了下来…

11，生前，身为银行行长的他，在地府的一次酒宴上，豪爽地答应了一个老鬼要求无息贷款的请求。

12，每晚睡觉前，她总要端来一盆热水放在床前，并说上一句：老头子，下来洗脚了。
然后，扭头看到了他的遗像，又自言自语道：唉！习惯了……

Introduce:1, late night, he drives strike a person dead, see nobody 4 times, drive to run.
Cannot think of, before long hind, a people bends over suddenly in him before say to him on archives wind glass: You run what ah, return my life to come! 2, go to work fast was late, but cummer still is making up, I say angrily: Hello, you make up to be able to be bothered really.
Cummer became white I am one, do not have very angry backchat path: Who lets you give the looking glass was broken, I what kill should pick the head every time.
3, when his noon break awakes, him discovery is like stiff neck, then, I hear him " noise made in coughing or vomiting of noise made in coughing or vomiting of noise made in coughing or vomiting " ground gangmaster turned many times 720 degrees, extended a lazy waist next, laughing to say to me, good.
4, when the wife ground of for no reason at all is scolded when he is unconscionable, he to prove oneself be innocence, face about took a kitchen, took a fruit knife, before her face, the hearts that beating pit-a-pat pit-a-pat was drawn out, tell her next, you look, my this heart is good clearly! 5, it is oneself obviously a person goes going to an appointment, on the side of the friend is developing him however, in chorus praise: Is your girlfriend really beautiful? 6, one person goes away from the spot floating in the air of traffic accident, head on somebody blocked him: Hey! Your arm still is below the wheel! Did not want? 7, a day night, I open motor to receive a girlfriend to come off work, night is a bit cool, cummer stretchs both hands softly to hug I, suddenly she touchs my face: Cold? Just thought interface, the hand that discovers lumbar border cummer suddenly did not leave all the time, i: Ah! 8, last night, when sleeping, daydream, the cummer before dreaming of what die because of traffic accident: Dear, the clothing that you send me is too small, be fed up with, the clothing that sends a someone every time is small, the shop plunging into paper with cannot you change a bit better? 9, yesterday evening, I am talking about QQ in the home, when as blind as the person talk nonsense, a friend knocks my home window suddenly, call me to accompany him to go out to play! I am preparing a window to say too late, did not go, what just remember oneself live suddenly is 10 buildings, ah! You, you, you, who are you? 10, in midnight, I am slept lightly by nightmare, see the elder brother sits in bedside, gently ask me: How? I say: I dream of a flock of spirit that lifting him head to chase after me! such? Saying, the elder brother picked his head …11, before one's death, as him of bank president, of government office convivial go up, forthright ground promised the request of interest-free loan of requirement of an old ghost.
12, before sleeping every night, she always should carry a hot water to be put before the bed, say on one: Old fogey, come down to wash a foot.
Next, twist a portrait of the deceased that saw him, solilo-quize path: Alas! Was used to …&hellip5702