自杀鬼不帮忙

故事发生在文革期间。

走资派查飞机因受不了造反派的残酷折磨，决定自杀。

在一个月光之夜，查飞机拿了一根新绳子，来到屋后100多米的地方，地岸边有一棵很大的木梓树。

他来到大木梓树下，将绳子的一头系在一根粗壮的树枝上，另一头系在自己的脖子上，系好后，用力拉了拉绳子，绳子和树枝是没有问题的，这才从地岸向地外边一跳，只听“啪！”一声，树枝折断，他掉在地上。

这时，他听到有人说话：“你这人为啥想不开，跑到这偏僻的地方来寻死，不是我们弄断了树枝，你要去阎王爷报到，他不会收你的。
”

他叹了一口气，说：“阎王爷为什么不收我？难道还要我受罪？”

“你还有三十五年的寿命。
”

“我寻死不要鬼帮忙。
”

他解下绳子，将一头系在刚才折断的树枝的根部，总不会再次折断吧，另一头仍系在自己的脖子上，再次向地岸外跳下去，人没有悬空，却掉在地上，不是树枝断了，而是绳子断了。

“怎么样？绳子被我们弄断了。
你还是回家吧，要珍惜生命。
”

这一次自杀没有成功，他只好垂头丧气地回去。

第二天夜里，他又出门了。

他来到一口水塘边，将从带来的布袋，将一个石头装入布袋中，用一根绳子将布袋死死地绑在自己的腰间，跳入水中。
这时，他听到有人说：“我俩快托住他，他是个好人，不能让他死了。
”他感觉到水中有人拖住了自己的双脚，他的上半身无法入水，不管他怎样使劲，人无法沉下去。

筋疲力尽的他，只好放弃，从水中起来，上了塘岸。
“阎王爷呀，我查飞机没有得罪你阎王爷，为什么给我过不去？”

“阎王爷不要你死，你就死不了。
如果你不信，可以再试试吧，我们奉陪到底。
”

第三天半夜，他起来，来到离家较远的大河边，拿出事先准备好的农药，拧开瓶盖，一口气喝完了一瓶药。
他想，这次不用鬼帮忙，是死定了，做个野鬼比活受罪强。

他刚喝下农药不到几秒钟，肚子了翻箱倒海，“哇！”一口气的工夫，肚子里的东西全部吐了出来，喉管也弄疼了。

“怎么样？难受吗？你喝农药不起作用，你还有什么寻死的方法都使出来，让我们开开眼界。
”

他只好回家，坚信自己寻死不要鬼帮忙。

第四天夜晚，他拿着白天磨好的柴刀，走出屋子，仍然来到昨天寻死的对方。

他拿出柴刀在自己的脖子上用力割，可是双手使不上劲，只能割破脖子上的一层皮。
手发软，不能割破喉管。

他改变了方法，用柴刀割手腕上的静脉，不知柴刀什么原因，就是割不破手腕上的皮肤。

“哈哈！怎么样？你不要给自己过不去。
目前，你受点苦，没什么，坚持一下，很快就会过去的。
”

他真的拿鬼没办法。

Introduce:Story happening is during Culture Revolution.
Capitalist-roared checks a plane to build the brutal torment of villain in drama because of be overcome, the decision commits suicide.
In a night of moon, checked a plane to take a new cord, come to the many meters 100 place after house, land bank has a very big Mu Zishu.
He will to big Mu Zishu fall, it is a department of cord on a brawny branch, fasten additionally on oneself neck directly, after the department is good, tug pull string, cord and branch do not have a problem, this ability from land bank to the ground jump outside, listen only " bang! " one, branch breaks off, he is dropped go up.
At this moment, he hears somebody to talk: "Your this person is what take things too hard, run to this devious place to come commit suicide, not be our strand branch, you should go Hades father reports for duty, he won't receive you.
" he sighed at a heat, say: "Why doesn't Hades father receive me? even my endure hardships? " " you still have life of 35 years.
" " my commit suicide does not want ghost to help.
" his unship cord, the root ministry that is fastened in the branch that a moment ago broke off directly, always won't break off again, still fasten additionally on oneself neck directly, again to the ground jump down outside the bank, the person is done not have impending, drop however go up, not be branch was broken, however cord was broken.
"How? Cord by us strand.
You still come home, want to value life.
" this the suicide did not succeed, he is forced to go back crestfallenly.
The following day at night, he went out again.
He comes to the side of a pond, the hop-pocket that brings from the home, in loading a stone hop-pocket, with hop-pocket of a cord general dead deathtrap binds the waist in oneself, plunge in water.
At this moment, he hears somebody to say: "I two hold him in the palm quickly, he is a good person, cannot make him dead.
" he feels the somebody in water stalled oneself double foot, his upper part of the body cannot enter water, no matter how he exerts all his strength, the person cannot sink.
He dog-tired, be forced to abandon, rise from inside water, went up pond bank.
"Hades as form of a address for an official or rich man, I check a plane to did not displease your Hades to a form of a address for an official or rich man, why be impassable to me? " " Hades father does not want you to die, you absolutelied refuse to.
If you are not believed, can retry try, we keep to the end.
" the 3rd day of midnight, he rises, will leave home by the side of further great river, take out the agriculture chemical with good precondition, cap of to turn on, drank a bottle of drug at a heat.
He thinks, this need not ghost helps, it is to be decided to death, make a tough spirit stronger than have a hell of life.
He just drank next pesticide to be less than a few seconds, abdomen turn over box to pour the sea, "Wow! " at a heat time, the thing in abdomen was spat entirely come out, trunnion also is done ached.
"How? Afflictive? You drink pesticide not to act well, you still have the method of what commit suicide to make come out, 7451