白鬼行医

刘嫂还不到40岁，按说正是身强力壮的时候，可是恰恰相反，一天到晚不是这儿痛就是那儿痒，浑身不舒服，买篮子菜提着就觉得累，不得不整天看大夫，吃药打针，这都一年多了，还没见有好转。
弄得爱看《红楼梦》的小姑，叫她林黛玉的第二。

该死的妮子，人家不是装病，是真有病，真难受，不然干吗大把的钱扔到里，买点什么不好，你哥还给我好脸子看。
刘嫂有点生小姑儿的气。

这天晚上，刘嫂吃过药靠在沙发上，朦朦胧胧地就看到，给她看病的钱大夫穿着白大褂来了，上门服务啊！刘婶不免一阵惊喜，赶紧问了一句：“钱大夫来了”可钱大夫马上说，我不是钱大夫，我是个白鬼。

闻听，刘嫂可吓坏了，活见鬼了！她大声地喊人，可是谁都听不见，没有人来。
白鬼乐了，说你不用喊，没人听得见的。
刘嫂更害怕了，问白鬼，我是不是死了？白鬼听笑了，说，你没死，还活着。

刘嫂不信，说，什么呀，我都看见鬼了，怎么能活着呀。
又说，我知道我身体有病，肯定死了，也成鬼了。
说完，呜呜地哭了。
白鬼又说，你没死，你还是人，真的没死。
刘嫂听白鬼不像说的假话，不哭了，可是还有几分担心，问白鬼：“你、你是来抓我、来索我命的吧？”

白鬼接过来说，我不是来抓你的，更不是来索命的，我是来给你看病的。
你不是有病吗。

刘嫂有点诧异了，说，你来给我看病！鬼还能给人看病啊？白鬼点头说，当然能。
可刘嫂忽然又悲哀起来，说我明白了，鬼给看人病，人还能不死呀，我一定死了。
刘嫂说完，又呜呜地哭了。

白鬼有点起急了，说，哎呀，不要哭吗，我就是来给你看病的，也能看好你的病。
刘嫂听白鬼说的又不像假话，又不哭了，但还心存疑惑，就又问白鬼，你说能给我看好病，你知道吗，医院的钱大夫给我看了一年多了，都没看好呢，他说我这病很严重很复杂，很难治！

白鬼立刻说，真治不难，难治不真。
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刘嫂没听懂，眼睛看着白鬼，忽然说，我就是看着你像钱大夫。
白鬼“哦”了一声说，你说的也是，那个钱大夫是我的人身，他死了，现在我是鬼胎，是白鬼。

刘嫂惊讶了，说，什么，他、他死了！白天我还找他看病呢，怎么就死了，什么时候呀？白鬼告诉她说，就一小时前，在西环路上，车祸。

“是吗？”刘嫂仍有点不相信。
白鬼又说，哦，现在电视里正播呢。

刘嫂赶紧打开了电视，可不是，警察和医院的人正往救护车上抬，尸体穿着白大褂，上面一片片地都给血染红了。
等拉着尸体的车走了，刘嫂又问白鬼，你怎么知道他出了车祸呢？

白鬼说，我们俩不是人鬼转吗，我能不知道吗。
刘嫂一听说，你还是钱大夫呀！白鬼赶紧纠正，说，现在我不是钱大夫，是白鬼！刘嫂又说，这还不一码事吗！白鬼又有点着急了，说，不是一码事，一码是一码，现在我是白鬼。
刘嫂不愿跟他抬扛，还把他当钱大夫，还觉得挺感动，死了还没忘给她看病，多好的大夫。

刘嫂又问白鬼，说你一个鬼，也能给我看病？白鬼马上说，当然。
刘嫂又说，你给我看病都吃什么药，怎么收钱？白鬼说，是这样的，我也是要收钱的，可是我们鬼不花人世间的钱……

刘嫂明白，打断他说，我知道你们花什么钱，你们花烧纸。
又问白鬼，我得给你烧多少？

白鬼说，你花一元钱人民币，买回烧纸，剪成100块儿，每天到西外环我变鬼的路上烧一张，不要多烧，多了钱就毛了，也不要偷懒，每天必须烧一张，烧完后，我就把病给你治好了。

啊，这么简单啊，不会吧？刘嫂又有了疑惑，接着说，你没给开药打针，病怎么好啊？白鬼说，哦，你烧纸的时候，我就把药注进你的身体里边了。
刘嫂点了点头。
白鬼知道刘嫂明白了，说了句拜拜，不见了。

第二天，刘嫂就买回一元钱的烧纸，剪成了100块儿，只有巴掌般大，有点感慨，人家白鬼收费真低呀。
看看又想，只收这么一点钱，还能看病，哪里有这么便宜的事啊，于是对白鬼说的是否，又起了几分怀疑。
忽然又想，有病乱投医吗，死马当活马医，信其有吧，就到白鬼说的那个地点去烧纸，每天一去一回，要跑20多里路。
白鬼还不许她坐车，必须要走着去走着回，不走着去就不给她看病。
一开始，她走得很累很累，后来就越走越轻松了，最后一点都不就觉得累了。

到了100天的时候，烧完最后一张纸回家的路上，刘嫂看到超市的米降价了，米又没多少了，就买了两袋，一袋20斤，一手提着一袋往家里走，一点都不觉得累。
走着走着碰到了小姑儿，小姑儿眼睛瞪得老大，看上很吃惊，不知怎么了，问她。
小姑儿就惊讶地说：“嫂子，你、你怎么成巾帼大力士了？”刘嫂一愣怔，忽然明白了，病好了！

刘嫂很感慨，在钱大夫哪里，一年花了3万多没看好的病，一元钱，白鬼就给她看好了。

Introduce:Liu elder brother's wife still is less than 40 years old, be strong ordinarily when, but rather, from morning till night is not here painful namely there urticant, all over uncomfortable, buy basket dish to be being carried feel tired, must see a doctor all the day, take medicine give or take an injection, this a year many, had not seen have improve.
Do so that love to look " red Lou Meng " husband's younger sister, 2 what call her Lin Daiyu.
Blamed girl, the family is not malinger, it is really sick, really afflictive, do what otherwise big money is thrown in the hospital, what to buy bad, your elder brother still gives me fine face child look.
Liu elder brother's wife gets angry husband's younger sister a bit.
This day night, liu elder brother's wife has eaten medicine to lean on sofa, see faintly, the money doctor that sees a doctor to her was wearing white unlined long gown to come, come to serve! Liu aunt is unavoidable a surprise, asked rapidly: "Money doctor came " can say on money doctor horse, I am not money doctor, I am a white ghost.
Wen Ting, liu elder brother's wife can be psyched out, it's sheer fantasy! Her aloud calls a person, but who is inaudible, come without the person.
White ghost is happy, say you need not cry, nobody audible.
Liu elder brother's wife more feared, ask white ghost, am I dead? White ghost listens laughed, say, you did not die, living still.
Liu elder brother's wife is not believed, say, what, I see ghost, how can living.
Say again, I know my body is sick, died for certain, also become spirit.
Say, toot cried tootingly.
White ghost says again, you did not die, you still are a person, did not die really.
Liu elder brother's wife listens the lie that white ghost unlike says, did not cry, but return part to worry, ask white ghost: "You, are you to catch me, will all alone of my life? " white ghost has been received for, I do not catch you, not be to all alone more of the life, I will to you see a doctor.
Are you sick.
Liu elder brother's wife was surprised a bit, say, you will to me see a doctor! Can ghost still see a doctor to the person? White ghost nods say, of course can.
But Liu elder brother's wife suddenly distress rises, say I understood, ghost gives disease seeing a person, the person still can not die, I died certainly.
Liu elder brother's wife says, toot the ground cried again.
White ghost rises a bit urgent, say, alas, do not want to cry, I see a doctor namely, what also can value you is ill.
Liu elder brother's wife listens to what white ghost says unlike falsehood, did not cry again, but be puzzled of the impeach that return a heart, ask white ghost again, you say to be able to value disease to me, do you know, the money doctor of the hospital looked more than one year to me, was not valued, he says my this defect is very serious very complex, treat very hard! White ghost says immediately, it is not difficult to be treated really, treat hard not true.
Elder brother's wife of Liu of agree of ghost of yin and yang was not understood, the eye looks at white ghost, say suddenly, I look at you to resemble money doctor namely.
White ghost " oh " say, what you say also is, that money doctor is my person, he died, I am sinister design now, 6522