要敬鬼神作者:江湖孤魂

我小的时候父母因为工作忙，把我送回了老家和爷爷奶奶住在一起，一直到我15岁初中毕业的时候才离开。
村子南面有条小河，是黑龙江无数分支中微不足提的一支。
每逢村里的小孩子总是整天泡在河里玩。

那时候村子里有个叫狗子的小孩是我们当中最调皮的，平时总是带着村里一群孩子追鸡撵狗，到处捣乱。
一天晚上他在河里游的正欢的时候突然感到肚子一阵剧痛。
他光着屁股跑上岸，想找个隐蔽的地方“舒畅”一下。
可河岸上光秃秃的只有几棵小树苗，哪里有什么东西可以遮挡。
突然他看到不远的荒地里有个新起的土坟，他这时候也憋不住了，赶紧跑到坟头后面痛痛快快的“舒畅”起来。
等他完事了，才想起没有带纸。
这时候他回头正好看到坟头上压着几张坟纸。
他情急之下扯过来就用掉了，然后又回到河里一直玩到很晚才回家。

晚上吃饭的时候他隐隐觉得屁股上有点痳痛的感觉，他也没有太在意，吃完饭就上床睡觉去了。
可等第二天醒来他上方便的时候却觉得不太对劲，明明肚子很憋，却怎么也拉不出来。
吓得狗子也不敢吃饭了，就这样一直憋着到了晚上他父母回来才告诉他们。
他父母赶紧把蜡烛拿过来一看，两个屁股蛋子上各自有个黑黑的手印。
他爸爸赶紧跑出去找村里的“懂事人”（那一带村子里解决村子里一些怪事的人的叫法）黄婆婆。
据村里人说黄婆婆本姓刘，因为一直信奉黄大仙，时间久了，村里人就都改叫她黄婆婆了。
等黄婆婆来了，看了看狗子的屁股，说这是招惹了本不相干的东西了。
然后就仔细询问了狗子这两天都干了什么坏事了。
狗子哪里还敢隐瞒，就一五一十的把这两天的事情来个竹筒倒豆子。
黄婆婆听了狗子说在坟头上拉屎，用坟纸擦屁股的事后，气的只骂他活该，说鬼神和人一样，都是要敬的，你这样子在人家家门口做事情，人家怎么会不给你个教训呢。
狗子的父母赶紧求黄婆婆想个法子。
黄婆婆说，幸好“人家”看他是小孩子，只是给他个教训，明天叫孩子到坟上给人磕个头，然后“捎”点东西过去应该就没事了。

等第二天天刚刚亮，狗子父母就带着狗子去坟头上了。
刚刚烧完纸，狗子就觉得肚子里一阵翻江倒海的，他捂着肚子急忙往家跑，可刚到门口就觉得裤裆里一热，全拉在裤子里了。
不过即使这样他也高兴死了，总算是拉出来了。
从那以后狗子就再也不敢在野地里拉屎了，即使在外面玩的高兴他也总要跑回家方便。

后来村里的老人们听说这件事后，就告诫自家的小孩子说，鬼神也需敬，遇事对人要留三分情面。

Introduce:When I am small because parents works busy, remanded me native place and grandfather grandma live together, just leave until 15 years old of my junior high school graduate all the time.
Village south have a brook, it is a when small inadequacy carries Heilongjiang in countless branch.
Whenever summer the dot of the village always is all the day bubble plays in the river.
Have in that moment village make a dog child the child is the most piquant among us, always taking a flock of children in the village to chase dog of gallinaceous drive out at ordinary times, make trouble everywhere.
He swims in the river a day night joyous when feel abdomen suddenly a pang.
He is smooth buttock runs to disembark, want to look for a covert place " free from worry " .
But of the bald on bank have young plant of a few sapling only, it have what thing is OK to have what thing keep out.
Suddenly he sees there is an earthy grave that rises newly in not far moorland, he at that time also hold back did not live, run to grace mound rapidly from the back delighted " free from worry " rise.
Waited for him to come to an end, just remember did not take paper.
At that time he turns round as it happens sees there are a few pieces of graveyard papers on grace mound.
His situation is urgent under pull be used, return again next very late ability plays to come home all the time in the river.
He is faint when having a meal in the evening feel to there is a feeling on the buttock, he also is done not have too care about, eat a meal to go to bed.
Can wait to awake the following day feel not quite right however when the toilet on him is convenient, obviously abdomen very hold back, how to also pull however do not come out.
Frighten dog child also dare not have a meal, such all the time hold back was worn his parents comes back to just tell them in the evening.
His parents takes the candle rapidly look, two buttocks egg child go up to have a black an impression of the hand severally.
His father runs out to look for the village rapidly " intelligent person " (that takes what the person of a few oddity in the village solves in the village to make a way) yellow mother-in-law.
Say according to village person yellow mother-in-law surnames Liu originally, because all the time believe in Huang Daxian, time is long, village person changes call her yellow mother-in-law.
Waited for yellow mother-in-law to come, see a dog child the buttock, saying this is incur this irrelevant thing.
Enquired a dog carefully next child whats did these two days do to ruin sth.
Dog child where dare still conceal, come with respect to the these two days thing of in full detail a bamboo slip pour bean.
Yellow mother-in-law heard a dog child say to be on grace mound shit, the paper that use grave brushs the after the event of the buttock, scold him angrily to deserve only, like saying ghosts and gods and person, should respect, your this appearance does a business in family door mouth, how can the family give you a lesson.
Dog child parents begs yellow mother-in-law to think a way rapidly.
Yellow mother-in-law says, fortunately " family " seeing him is dot, just give him a lesson, will call the child to give person knock build to grave tomorrow, next " take along sth to sb " dot thing should do not have a thing in the past.
Etc the following day the day just shines, dog13312