三个鬼的投诉

有一天他们在逛街的时候遇到了上帝!他们对上帝说，他们都死得很惨，希望让他们上天堂!上帝很无奈地说，现在天堂的住户太多，已经爆满。
但现在还有一个名额!你们说吧，看谁死得最惨，就让谁上天堂!于是，第一个鬼开始说了……

我生前是一个清洁工。
工作很辛苦的!从早忙到晚!有一天，我正在一栋大厦外面擦玻璃!是那种吊在外面的高空危险工作!在第30多楼!突然，我脚一滑，失足掉下去了!我想，完了!要死了!但求生本能让我在无意识地乱抓!很幸运地，我抓住了一个阳台的栏杆，在13楼。
我想，有救了!于是想等缓过劲后爬上去!哪知，突然有人把我的手一揎，我又掉下去了!我想，这下我真的完了!但是，我命不该决，底下有一个帐篷接住了我，我庆幸前世肯定积了德!想等缓过劲就下去。
谁知，上面掉下来一个冰箱，把我砸死了!

第二个鬼说：我生前是一个文员。
什么都还好，我有一个老婆，很漂亮。
身材很棒!但就是有点不老实。
我有轻微的心脏病。
有一天上班忘了带药，我回家去拿。
一进门，看见老婆头发散乱、衣衫不整。
肯定有诡。
于是我满屋找，厨房也找，也找，都没找到。
到了阳台，我发现有两只手扒在栏杆上，我想：哪儿跑!于是把他的手一揎。
心想，13楼!看摔不死你!结果等我一看，居然没死!被帐篷接住了!我着急，于是满屋找，进了厨房，发现冰箱够大，于是把冰箱扔下去。
终于把他砸死了!我当时太高兴了!大笑不止。
谁知笑得心肌埂塞，笑死了!

第三个鬼说：我生前是个小混混，但我没做过什么坏事!有一天我到一个女性朋友晃!刚刚办完事，她老公突然回来了!我得找地方藏起来。
于是厨房也找，厕所也找，最后发现他们家冰箱挺大的，于是我就躲进冰箱里去了!我就不明白，她老公怎么知道我在冰箱里，他居然把冰箱从13楼给扔下去了!我就这样连人带冰箱摔死了!

Introduce:One day they encountered god when shop! They say to god, they die very miserably, the hope lets the heaven on them! God says very helplessly, the resident of heaven is too much now, had exploded full.
But there still is a quota of people now! You say, who to see die the most miserably, let the heaven on who! Then, the first ghost began to say …… I am a cleaner before one's death.
The work is very hard! From early busy to evening! One day, I am brushing glass outside an edifice! It is the sort of condole outside headroom danger works! In the 30th much building! Abrupt, my foot glance, lose one's footing drops! I think, was over! Wanted to die! But seek to live on to let me be caught in involuntary ground chaos instinctively! Fortunately, I captured the baluster of a balcony, in 13 buildings.
I think, can be saved! Want to after waiting for delay to pass interest, be mounted then! Which know, abrupt somebody the hand me one Xuan, I drop again! I think, this issued me to be over really! But, my life ought not to definitely, there is catching of a tent next I, I feel happy preexistence was accumulated for certain heart! Want to wait for delay to cross interest to go down.
Who knows, a freezer falls down above, break me dead! The 2nd ghost says: I am an article before one's death member.
What is not bad, I have a wife, very beautiful.
The figure is very strong! But have a place namely not frank.
I have slight heart disease.
Go to work one day forgot to take drug, I come home go taking.
Take the door, see unlined upper garment of chaos of wife head diverge, garment is not whole.
Have cunning for certain.
Then my houseful searchs, the kitchen also searchs, the toilet also searchs, did not find.
Arrived the balcony, I discover two hands to gather up to go up in baluster, I think: Where runs! Then the hand him one Xuan.
The heart thinks, 13 buildings! Look fall not to die you! Wait for me to look as a result, did not die unexpectedly! By tent catching! I am anxious, then houseful searchs, took a kitchen, discover freezer is quite big, abandon freezer then.
Break him dead eventually! I am too glad at that time! The yock is more than.
Who knows to laugh so that cardiac muscle a low bank of earth between fields fills in, laugh dead! The 3rd ghost says: I am before one's death small mix, but I had not done what bad thing! One day I shake in home of friend of a female! Just do come to an end, her husband is abrupt came back! I must look for a place to hide.
Then the kitchen also searchs, the toilet also searchs, discover their home freezer is quite big finally, then I hide into freezer! I am not clear, how does her husband know I am in freezer, he gives freezer from 13 buildings unexpectedly be abandoned! I take even the person freezer to fall dead so! 12026