天作之合

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这件事千真万确,看似无鬼无怪也无神,却冥冥中有一种玄妙的力量在主宰着一切。
神鬼无形,无形中却有迹可循,我给大家说说这个故事,大家就都明白了。

这还是我妈妈小时候的事了,我妈住的屯子叫:太平屯。

和我妈一起长大的有一个叫三丫的姑娘,本来挺好看的,但是从小长了秃疮,满脑袋一丝头发不长,满屯子的人都知道,传的街坊四邻十里八寸的都知道。
于是乎人到了24岁还没嫁出去,谁家的好家儿女愿意娶一个满头长秃疮的闺女,摆在那里膈应人啊。
鬼故事

全家上下这个愁得慌的,愁也没辙,办法想尽了这脑袋上也长不出头发来,于是就认了这个三丫剩到做了老姑娘了。

有一天啊,有一个卖豆腐的小伙子正好卖到这个屯子。


当街吆喝,三丫在屋里听见了,一琢磨家里晚上没啥吃的,就舀几瓢黄豆出去换豆腐了。
平时这三丫头从来不出门,家里人和自己都怕被邻居瞅见了笑话,今天这也是没办法,三丫也没围头巾子就出来了。

这小伙子一看,唉呀妈呀,这长着满头懒疮的鬼啊,真各应死人了。
手里一边称豆子一边斜楞着眼睛歪歪着嘴瞪三丫,三丫光顾着低头看称了,也没瞅这小伙子掐着半拉眼珠子看不上她。

小伙子称完了豆子,能换四块豆腐,拿起铲子给三丫把豆腐铲倒到二大碗里,一低头两只眼睛正好掉在了三丫的秃头上,一看立马膈应的不行了。

可能大家都有这个心里反应,一看见密密麻麻的东西就想去抠或者踩没了它,这小伙子也是实在受不了了,顺手拿起装豆腐的放盘照着三丫的脑袋就是一下子,三丫应声倒地血流满面,豆腐匠转身就跑,也不知道跑哪里去了。

又过了几年,三丫家也就搬走了,搬到了一个山里,别人给介绍了一个对象,成了家过的挺好的。
不知怎么地就长出了头发,雀黑雀黑的两条大辫子,那个好看啊!有一天晚上男人看见三丫梳头发,就看见三丫头顶有一条大疤瘌,就问:唉,我说媳妇儿,你那脑袋上那个疤瘌是咋整的? 鬼故事

三丫头骂了一句:可他妈别说了,我年轻的时候脑袋长秃疮,有一回我出门卖豆腐,让那个卖豆腐的看着不顺眼,上来就给我一方盘,当时就把我砍昏过去了,可是后来不知道咋地,他砍完了我还长头发了,你说这个犊子。

男人一听愣了半天,捂着肚子就哈哈大笑起来。

三丫就问:你笑啥啊,缺心眼啊!?

男人笑完了就说:三丫,你远看我像谁?近看看我像谁?

三丫看了半天哈哈大笑完了就骂:是你,你个犊子!


Introduce:This thing is absolutely true, look be like the no wonder that do not have ghost to also do not have a god, dim however in a kind of mysterious force is worn in dictate everything.
Divine spirit is aeriform, virtually has mark however but abide, I say this story to everybody, everybody understood.
This or my mom in one's childhood thing, the collect that my Mom stays in child cry: Collect of peace and tranquility.
Have a girl that calls 3 bifurcation grownly together with my Mom, hold out originally good-looking, but grew favus of the scalp as a child, a hair does not grow full head, full quarter child the person knows, the neighbor one's near neighbors that pass 10 lis 8 inches know.
Then the person arrived 24 years old to had been not married go out, the good home children of whose home is willing to marry a full head to grow the daughter of favus of the scalp, place over midriff should person ah.
This next anxious on ghost story family are gotten confused, anxious also can find no way out, method thought this head to go up to also do not grow to be sent odd, identified remnant of this 3 bifurcation to arrive home then in made an old maid.
One day ah, the boy just in time that one sells bean curd sells this station child.
In the street cry out, 3 bifurcation heard in house, consider the home in do not have what to eat in the evening, with respect to dip soya bean of a few gourd ladle goes out to change bean curd.
At ordinary times this 3 girl do not go out, family member and oneself are afraid of was seen by neighbour jest, this also is to do not have method today, 3 bifurcation also did not surround babushka child came out.
This boy looks, alas ah Mom, the ghost of this long full head lazy sore, answer each really the dead.
Bean says at the same time in the hand at the same time eyeball of inclined arris have sth in mind is crooked crooked mouth glare 3 bifurcation, 3 bifurcation patronage is worn lower his head to look said, also did not look at this boy clutch is worn half eyeball does not look to go up she.
The boy weighed bean, can change 4 bean curd, take scoop to shovel bean curd to 3 bifurcation in, lower his head two eyes as it happens is dropped was in of 3 bifurcation bald-headed on, look immediately midriff those who answer is washed-up.
Everybody has the possibility the reaction in this heart, the thing with thickly dotted at sight of wants to go dig or dig out with a finger or sth pointed perhaps walks did not have it, this boy also is to be overcome really, the head that conveniently takes the sale that holds bean curd to illuminating 3 bifurcation is at a draught, 3 bifurcation fall down immediately blood stream is full of, face about of bean curd artisan runs, also do not know to ran where to go.
Passed a few years again, 3 bifurcation home also was taken away, move in a hill, others gives introduced a boy or girl friend, became what the home passes to had been held out.
Did not know to grow a hair how, two sparrow black sparrow is black big braid, that good-looking! One day the man sees 3 bifurcation comb in the evening, see 3 bifurcation the top of head has La of a big scar, ask: Alas, I say a young married woman, is La of that scar on your that head rectified how? 3 girl condemned ghost old practice one: But his Mom nevered mention it, the head grows favus of the scalp when I am young, have bout I go out sell bean curd, those who let that sell bean curd look at not suitable
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