阿婆

王阿婆、赵阿婆、金阿婆三个阿婆围坐在一起，相互诉苦。

王阿婆：“我女儿嫁到国外这些年，从来没回家看看过，让我一个人守着这么大的房子，冷冷清清的，身边连个说话的人都没有。
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赵阿婆：“哎，我儿子都搬家好几回了，找都找不到。
上次我偷偷溜进他们新家，结果被儿子、儿媳给轰出来了，都是些没良心的白眼狼！就我那小孙子还记得我，一直喊我‘奶奶，奶奶’……”

“其实数我最可怜！”金阿婆实在忍不住插话道。

“你儿女不是每天都来看望你吗？”

“哎，你们过来看看就知道了……”

一位中年男人将三炷香举过头顶，嘴里念念有词：“妈，保佑我这次晋升总经理成功，到时候我给您老人家买您最爱吃的苹果、橘子……”

一旁的女人领着孩子来上香：“妈，保佑您孙子考试门门第一，保佑我的股票一路飘红……”

“到我了，到我了。
妈，您告诉我几个中奖号码吧！我不贪心，二等奖就行，到时候我换一间大房子，接您老人家过去住！”

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三个阿婆面面相觑：“哎，死了都不得安宁！”

Introduce:3 A mother-in-law surrounds king A mother-in-law, Zhao A mother-in-law, golden A mother-in-law sit together, mutual complaint.
Wang Apo: "My daughter is married abroad these year, did not come home had looked, let my person guarding so big house, of cold and cheerless, a talker is connected beside do not have.
" Zhao Apo: "Hey, my son moves several times, search to cannot be found.
Last I sneak away secretly into them new home, the result is given to bang by son, daughter-in-law came out, it is wolf of some of conscienceless supercilious look! Then with respect to me small grandchildren still remembers me, call me all the time ' grandma, grandma ' …… " " count me actually the most pitiful! " Jin Apo cannot help really episode path.
"Is your children visit you everyday? " " hey, you come over to looked to know …… " a middleaged man will 3 wick sweet had lifted the top of head, the mumble in the mouth: "Mom, bless me this rising general manager succeeds, …… of the apple that to moment I give your a respectful form of address for an old person to buy you to love to eat most, orange " aside the woman is getting the child to go up sweet: "Mom, bless door of your grandchildren exam to family status one, the stock that blesses me waves all the way red …… " " to me, to me.
Mom, you tell me number of a few win a prize in a lottery! I am not avaricious, second-class award goes, to moment I change a big house, receive your a respectful form of address for an old person to lived in the past! " …… 3 A mother-in-law look at each other in speechless despair: "Hey, died to be not gotten quiet! Died to be not gotten quiet!! 8089