不许放屁

情意渐浓，宽衣解带之时，她才惊觉对方的屁股上，居然贴有一道封条，写着，不许放屁。

“我是个不能放屁的人哦！”他的脸红的厉害。

她觉得好笑，吃的一声笑出声来，百媚千娇。

他急着解释：“从记事起，我每次放屁，都会放出一个鬼来。
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她越想越好笑，满床打着滚，娇笑着。

顺手扯下了那道滑稽的封条。

他吓得脸色苍白，甚至，还吓得放了一个屁。

然后他就消失了，不见了，整个人都没有了。

就好像这个全身赤裸的男人，随着那个屁一起，彻底消失在房间里了。

她呆住了，大声喊：“不要吓我，你在哪里？”

回答她的，只有渐渐浓烈的恶臭味

Introduce:Affection gradually thick, ungird of take off your coat when, she ability Jing becomes aware on the buttock of the other side, stick unexpectedly have a seal, writing, must not fart.
"I am cannot the person of fart oh! " his face is red fierce.
She feels comical, eating one acoustical laugh phonate comes, 100 fawn on 1000 charming.
He is urgent explanation: "Since begin to remember things, I every time fart, can give off a ghost come.
" she wants more comical more, full bed is being hit boil, charming is laughing.
Conveniently tear down that humourous a paper strip for sealing.
He is frightened complexion is palely, even, still frighten so that put a fart.
Next he disappeared, disappeared, whole person was done not have.
Be like the man with this bare whole body, as that fart together, disappear in the room thoroughly.
She stays, cry aloud: "Do not frighten me, where are you? " answer her, have gradually powerful evil stink only9109