去世三天

魏潭头天睡觉时还好好的，可早上七点妻子叫他起床准备上班时，怎么叫他也不答应，拿手一摸，发现他已没了气息。

“120”的医生到了后，经过检查，告诉魏潭的家人，他的心脏已停止了跳动。

按当地规矩，人死后要守灵三天才能发送。
家人按照习俗搭起了灵棚，燃起香烛，送魏潭慢慢上路。

魏潭去世时30岁，是个普通工作人员，工资不高，家境不是很好。
为了指引他到地府有个好的生活环境，家人请人做了一副对联，上联写着“而立丢却尘世烦躁踏上富贵路；”下联是“天天收获八方浮财步入大亨地；”横批为“做官当官。
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奇怪的是，守灵第一天魏潭的就发生了变化，脸上长出了胡须，颜面就如40岁的人；第二天，颜面像似50岁；第三天，魏潭头上布满了银发，雪白的胡子有一尺长，脸上布满了皱纹，年龄足有60岁。

看到这种变化，人不知如何做才好。
第三天晚上正在灵堂前商议时，有个眼尖的家人发现魏潭的身体动了一下，大家前去观看时，见魏潭竟慢慢有了呼吸。

因家里人都看过蒲松龄老先生写的《》，见到这种情况并没有感到害怕，知道魏潭是活过来了。

不一会儿，魏潭坐了起来，用奇怪的眼光看着家人说：“都30年过去了，你们怎么还是这么年轻？”说得家人莫名其妙。
后来听了魏潭所讲，家人才明白了。

原来，魏潭死后，家人买了面值500万元的冥币给他让他上路。
他怀揣对联、拿着钱到了阴曹地府，官员们发现这个新来的很有钱，都盯着他的口袋围着他转、给他办事。
他把钱给了官员们后，躲过了“三刑”，并被任命为管托生登记簿的官员。

他被任命后，遭到很多小鬼反对，理由就是因为他是刚来的，没有专业知识、什么也不懂、连阴文都不会写，不能胜任。
可得了钱的官员们为魏潭准备了一场辩论会，并让告状的小鬼作陪绑，最终还是启用魏潭。
那些小鬼都是“穷鬼”，看到这个结果也是无可奈何了。

到任后，魏潭发现托生簿的管理存有漏洞，随便填上几个人的名字报给主管官员后，没人审核、没人鉴定，只要名字上了托生簿的人都得到了托生。

从此，魏潭便开始收钱作假，把不该托生的人写上了托生簿，使一些恶鬼得到了托生。

地府里的十年等于阳间的一天，魏潭管了二十年托生登记簿，收取钱币5000万元。
后来地藏菩萨视察路过，正义的小鬼揭发检举了魏潭，使他获永久流放。

流放时，魏潭将赃款藏起了4500万，用500万贿赂执法官员，仅流放十年便被送回人间。
回来时，将4500万用一个皮箱装着悉数带回。

家人看时，哪有什么皮箱，只有个丧葬商店卖的那种纸箱，里面装的满满的，打开看时，那些钱竟全是冥币！

三天后，魏潭的白发变黑，胡子全掉了，颜面也变成了30岁。

几天后的一个晚上，魏潭的妻子听到门外有个女子在哭，出门看时，见是个20来岁的姑娘。
她自称是魏潭的外养，魏潭把她包养后，给她买了楼房，每月给她数万元的零花钱。
但魏潭突然不见了踪影，她的生活失去了依靠，找遍了各处也没有魏潭的影子，她这是上门来找魏潭的。
妻子磨破了嘴皮才把姑娘支走。

回屋后魏潭向妻子交待，他死后遇见一个名叫莲菁的女孩，长得十分可爱动人，生前系雨滴夜总会的三陪女，经不住勾引而和她同居。
在地府怕寂寞，故而没让莲菁托生。

妻子怒斥了魏潭一顿后，哀求魏潭不能再死了，死了就学坏了。

后来妻子在雨滴夜总会打听到，一个月前那里确实有个名叫莲菁的姑娘因病去世。
妻子准备了一些冥币烧给莲菁后，门口再没出现过莲菁的哭声。

Introduce:When head day sleeps, Wei Tan is returned well, but the wife called him to get up at 7 o'clock in the morning when preparation goes to work, how to call him also disapprobation, expert is felt, discover he already did not have breath.
"120 " after the doctor arrived, through the examination, tell Wei Tan's family, his heart already stopped to beat.
Press local custom, keep vigil beside the coffin wants 3 days to just can be sent after the person is dead.
Family according to consuetudinary put up clever canopy, light a joss sticks and candles, send Wei Tan slow slow set out on a journey.
When Wei Tan dies 30 years old, it is a common staff member, salary is not high, family circumstances is not very good.
For how-to he has a good surroundings to ground government office, family asked a person to do a pair of couplet, the first line of a couplet on a scroll is being written " and stand lose subcelestial however be agitated to set foot on road of riches and honour; " the second line of a couplet is " harvest all directions every day movable property possessed by landlords and rich peasants at the time of the Land Reform enters magnate ground; " a horizontal scroll bearing an inscription is " be an official becomes an officer.
" strange is, the body of the first day of Wei Tan produced keep vigil beside the coffin to change, beard grew on the face, face is like person of 40 years old; The following day, face resembles be like 50 years old; The 3rd day, the Kingdom of Wei bestrewed silver hair on pool head, snow-white mustache has one feet to grow, furrow was bestrewed on the face, the age is sufficient have 60 years old.
See this kind of change, it the family member does not know how to make gift is good that the family member does not know how to make gift.
Be the 3rd day night before mourning hall consultative when, the family that has a sharp-eyed discovers Wei Tan's body was moved, when be watched before everybody, tan Jing seeing the Kingdom of Wei had breath slowly.
Because the family member has seen Pu Songling,old gentleman writes " Liao Zhai " , see this kind of case and did not feel fear, knowing Wei Tan is to come over alive.
Not a little while, wei Tan sat, look at family to say with strange eye: "Went 30 years, how are you still so young? " say family is indescribably.
Listened to Wei Tan place to tell later, domestic talent understood.
Original, after Wei Tan is dead, family purchased par value 5 million yuan dark money lets his start off to him.
His bosom puts couplet, taking money to reach shade Cao ground government office, officials discover this newcome is very rich, the pocket that staring at him turns round him, handle affairs to him.
After he gave officials money, escaped " 3 punishment " , be appointed the official that asks unripe register for the canal.
After he is appointed, suffer a lot of impish object, reason comes, also do not understand without professional knowledge, what, won't write even characters cut in intaglio, insufficient.
The officials that can get money prepared a moot for Wei Tan, let the impish company that bring a lawsuit against bind, still enable Wei Tan finally.
Those are impish it is " poor ghost " , seeing this result also is have no alternative.
After assuming a post, the government that discovery of pool of the Kingdom of Wei asks unripe book is put have flaw, after the name reply that writes on a few people casually gives a director the official, appraisal of nobody examine and verify, nobody, wanted a name to go up to ask the person of unripe book only12981