吓得半死

阿龙是个影视迷，一有空就跑到影视城转悠，想过一把戏瘾。

这天晚上，阿龙遇见了一个一头长发、极有艺术风度的导演，他看中了阿龙，说：“你这一身皮包骨头的形象，很不错！我有一部影片，你很适合出演主角，来试镜吧！”阿龙很激动，当下点头同意了。

第二天，阿龙找到那个剧组，在一间小屋里试镜。
阿龙心想：当主角可不简单，导演一定会让表演一些高难度的技巧，谁知导演只让他表演一下被吓得半死的表情。

这也太简单了！阿龙自信一点问题也没有。
于是，导演喊一声“开始”，阿龙就进入了情境，先是两眼瞪得老大，嘴巴张成“o”形，脸上无比惊骇的神色活灵活现，最后，一翻白眼，直挺挺地向后倒下……

表演完毕，阿龙迫不及待地问：“怎么样？”导演不高兴地说：“这哪是吓得半死？重来！”

于是，阿龙很卖力地重新表演。
可导演仍然不满意，最后发火了：“你这样是吓得半死吗？老五，你过来，教教他怎么演！”

话音刚落，一个脸色发青的演员跑了过来。
只听导演一声“开始”，老五的后背剧烈发抖，抖了几十秒就不动了，导演居然大叫“合格”，阿龙很不服，这算什么本事？

导演冷冷一笑，说：“你到前面去看看。
”阿龙赶紧绕到老五的前面，想看看他脸上的神情，可一看之下，阿龙吓得差点飙了尿，只见老五正把一条拖到地上的腥红舌头拼死地往嘴里塞！导演在一旁兴奋地说：“学明白了吗？连舌头都吓出来了，这才叫吓得半死！”

阿龙顿时口吐白沫、昏倒在地，在那一刻，他才知道自己遇上了个鬼剧组……

Introduce:A Long is a confusing of movie and TV, be free to run to city of movie and TV to saunter, had considered one trick strong interest.
This day night, a Long encountered an a long hair, director that has artistic demeanor extremely, he took a fancy to A Long, say: "The figure of skinny of your this a suit, very pretty good! I have a movie, you suit to go out very much perform leading role, will try lens! " A Long is very excited, instantly nods agreed.
The following day, a Long finds that play staff, lens tries in a hut.
A Longxin thinks: When leading role but not simple, the director can let demonstrate the skill of a few tall difficulty certainly, who knows a director to let him perform the expression that is frightened so that die partly only.
This is too simple also! A bit problem also does not have A dragon self-confidence.
Then, the director cries " begin " , a Long entered circumstances, it is glare gets the old two first, mouth Zhang Cheng " O " form, the extremely aghast expression lifelike on the face, finally, one show the whites of eyes, stiff ground topples …… performance ends backward, ground of A Long too impatient to wait asks: "How? " the director says grouchily: "Is this where to be frightened so that die partly? Come again! " then, a Long very ground of exert to one's utmost is performed afresh.
Can direct dissatisfactory still, got angry finally: "Are you to be frightened so that die partly so? Old 5, you come over, religion teach him how to act! " one's voice in speech just fell, the actor with a paly complexion ran.
Listen to a director only " begin " , old of 5 hind the back is acuteness quiver, shook a few seconds to be not moved, the director cries unexpectedly " eligible " , a Long very refuse to obey, what skill do this calculate? Director Leng Leng laughs, say: "You arrive in front go looking.
" A Long is circled rapidly old before 5, want to see the look on his face, can look under, a Long is frightened violent wind of within an inch of make water, see only old ground of red tongue risk one's life goes the 5 raw meat or fish that hauling to the ground a place of strategic importance in the mouth! The director is in aside agitato says: "Learned to understand? Frighten even the tongue came out, this ability makes be frightened so that die partly! " foam of the mouth when A Long Du, faint is in the ground, in that momently, he just knows he met a …… of ghost play staff5545