金兀术

这是我一个朋友的事。

我这朋友是东北人，但是大学是在杭州电子科技大学上的。

去年他回老家，到家饭桌上父母就说吃完饭，叫他去趟他堂兄家。
我朋友和他堂兄感情很好，如同亲兄弟。
自然答应，只不过不知道为什么这么急。
他父亲告诉他，堂兄的儿子中邪了，怎么能不去看看。

到了他堂兄家，满院子满屋子都是人。
里屋，香烟缭绕，一个50多岁的男人正在又唱又跳。
有人告诉我朋友，这是附近最有名的大仙，轻易请不动的。
他来了，孩子就有救了。

我朋友很生气，堂兄怎么说也是高中毕业，怎么搞这一套，耽误了孩子的病情后悔都来不及。
于是他挤进去对着堂兄一场埋怨。
周围的人都吓坏了。
后来得知，这大仙最大的本事还不是治病，是能请神拘人的魂魄，而且睚眦必报，今天我朋友当面给他个下不来台，不知道他要怎么报复呢。

果然，大仙不跳了，扭过头，瞪着我朋友，忽然把手里的皮鼓一拍，嗷的一声唱起来，词句粗俗不堪。
周围的亲友，打拱作揖的请大仙不要见怪。
我朋友很生气。
说我看他有什么花样。
大仙跳了个满头大汗，看我朋友不理他，冲到院里拿起一把斧子舞起来。

我朋友这倒吓了一跳：动凶器了？旁边的人更乱了，他堂兄和伯父几乎要给大仙跪下。
原来大仙这是使出了看家的本事，请下了最厉害的神仙——金兀术。
亲友们都听说过，只要一出这招，凡被拘魂的必死无疑。

就在大家乱嚷嚷的求情的时候，大仙猛地大叫一声，翻身摔倒，口吐白沫。
大伙不知道这是什么法术，一霎时静悄悄，愣了一会，众人才想起：“打120.
”

大仙和孩子一块被送进了。
孩子过两天痊愈了，大仙比较惨，脑梗，出来瘫了。
大仙恨恨不已，说没想到朋友身上带着岳王庙的门票，破了他请的金兀术。

要我说，大仙也50多了，大伏天的跳叫了半天，再搭上恼羞成怒，不梗才奇怪呢。
朋友只是好奇，他怎么知道我带着岳王庙的门票呢。
其实也好解释，脑梗，好长时间不能说话，这期间大仙得知朋友在杭州工作，乃至得知身上有门票，没什么不可能。
嘴快的人有的是。

Introduce:This is the thing of my friend.
My this friend is northeast person, but the university is to be in university of Hangzhou electron science and technology to go up.
He returned old home last year, the parents on excellent dining table says to eat a meal, call him to go to time of his cousin home.
My friend and his cousin feeling are very good, as full brother.
Agree naturally, just do not know why so urgent.
His father tells him, the evil in the cousin's son, how can look.
Reached his cousin home, full courtyard full house is a person.
Back room, cigarette winds around, a man of many years old 50 is being sung again jump again.
Somebody tells me the friend, this is around the famousest big celestial being, ask immobile easily.
He came, the child with respect to can be saved.
My friend is very angry, how the cousin says also is high school graduation, how to do this one, the illness that delayed the child regrets to have not enough time.
He is then crowded go in to the cousin one grouses.
The person all round was psyched out.
Be informed later, this original story with big the biggest celestial being still is not to treat a disease, it is the soul that can ask divine arrest person, and angry stare to sign up for surely, my friend gives him a station of refuse to come down face to face today, do not know he wants how to make reprisals.
As expected, big celestial being did not jump, had rolled a head, goggle at my friend, suddenly the leather beat in handle is patted, of Ao sing, expressions can'ts bear coarsely.
The relatives and friends all round, of the make a bow with hands folded in front that call cup one hand in the other before the chest ask big celestial being not to mind.
My friend is very angry.
Say I see him have what variety.
Big celestial being jumped sweating, see my friend pay no attention to him, rush to take an ax dance in the courtyard.
This frightened my friend to jump: Use lethal weapon? The person on the side is more confused, his cousin and uncle should fall on his knees to big celestial being almost.
Big before celestial being this is exert outstanding ability, issued method of the fiercest stand upright of immortal —— gold please.
Relatives and friends people had heard of, want this action only, every by arrest fetch die surely undoubted.
Be in of everybody random shout when begging for leniency, big celestial being cries suddenly, turn over trip, buccal foam.
Groups big do not know this is what magic arts, one in a moment soundless, was stupefied a little while, many qualified personnel remembers: "Hit 120.
" big celestial being and child are sent into the hospital together.
The child crosses heal two days, big celestial being is more miserable, the head straightens, come out paralysis.
Big celestial being hates hate unceasingly, say to did not think of to there is Yue Wangmiao's entrance ticket on friend body, cut the method of golden stand upright that he asks.
Want me to say, big celestial being also 50 much, of old hot summer days jump cried a long time, build again on be ashamed into anger, do not straighten ability is strange.
The friend is curious only, how does he know I am heading Yue Wangmiao's entrance ticket.
Actually it may not be a bad idea explains, the head straightens, cannot talk very for long, big celestial being is informed a friend to work in Hangzhou during this, and even be informed there is entrance ticket on the body, it doesn't matter is impossible.
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