无人能修

小章和小郎是贼友，小章曾说过要金盆洗手，小郎一开始并没有放在心上。

可最近这几天，小章竟然一连几次，把偷到的东西塞回人家的口袋里。

小郎觉得他是真不想干了，才故意这样做的。
没想到，这天小章拿出一个电视遥控器模样的东西，说：“有个家伙拿它遥控我，刚才被我发现了，他扔下就跑了。
”

能遥控人的遥控器，闻所未闻啊！

小郎拿过遥控器，对着小章按下“掌嘴”的键子，想不到小章真的左右开弓，打起嘴巴来。

小郎一看笑了，小章这家伙记忆力超强，肯定是他已记住了按键的位置，看到他手按的位置，就知道该表演什么动作！

我就让你演个够！小郎这么一想，就一会儿按“揪耳朵”，一会儿又按“掐大腿”，把个小章忙得快累死了。

小郎正要继续按，小章急忙跪下，大喊着说：“我的天啊，你不相信，那就让我对着你试试啊！老这么折腾我，把我整死了，你也还是不知道真假呀。
”

小郎想了想，说：“好吧，你要能让我围着这垃圾桶转上两圈，我就信你……”

小章长出一口气，猛一按，小郎就觉得有一股莫名的力量，推着他绕垃圾桶转圈儿。

小章这才彻底相信了。
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想不到，天底下竟然有这样高科技的东西。
小章一边转圈一边乐：有这宝贝，以后不用偷偷摸摸了，想要啥东西直接按遥控器就行了。

尤其是抓过他俩的老胡，明天，就去找他，让他把钱送过来，送完了再让他打自己三个大嘴巴！

小郎正想得高兴，猛然间觉得眼睛又辣又痛，一摸发现自己满头大汗，才知道原来已经转了半天圈儿了，赶紧朝小章大喊：“还不快按停止键，你想累死我啊？”

没想到小章一脸哭丧样，说：“我按了好几遍了，可就是不起作用啊……”

小郎只觉一股冷气直冲脑门，忙说：“那你还不快，快去找人修修！”

小章转身就跑，找到修电器的人，说：“快把这遥控器修好，我给你一百块钱。
”

想不到修电器的拿过遥控器看了一眼，就还给了他，冷言冷语地说：“我敢打赌，除非你死了，否则你找不到能修这玩意儿的人。
”

说完，维修工又指着上面的铭文，说：“你看看这上面，写的是什么？”

小章一看倒抽一口冷气，看来他不想金盆洗手都不行了。

原来这上面的字是：made in Hades——阴间制造。

Introduce:Xiaozhang and young man are wicked friend, xiaozhang ever had said to want golden basin to wash one's hands, xiaolang was not put on the heart at the beginning.
But recently these days, xiaozhang actually in succession a few, answer the stuff stuff that arrives secretly in the family's pocket.
Xiaolang feels he is true do not want to work, such ability is intended doing.
Cannot think of, this day of Xiaozhang takes out the thing of about of remote controller of a TV, say: "A fellow takes its remote control I, a moment ago was discovered by me, he is abandoned ran.
" can the remote controller of remote control person, never heard of before! Xiaolang has taken a remote controller, press to Xiaozhang " palm mouth " key child, want to be less than the do several jobs in the same time of small Zhang Zhen, hit a mouth.
Small Lang Yi looks laughed, this fellow memory exceeds Xiaozhang strong, it is the position that he already remembered key-press for certain, see the position that his hand presses, know to should perform what act! I let you act enough! Xiaolang thinks so, press a little while " hold tight is auditive " , press again a little while " clutch ham " , a Xiaozhang is busy fast tired dead.
Small Lang Zheng should continue to press, xiaozhang falls on his knees hastily, crying to say greatly: "My day, you do not believe, that lets me try to you! Old so do sth over and over again me, rectify me dead, you still also do not know true and false.
" Xiaolang thinks, say: "Good, you want to be able to let me turn on two rounds round this ash-bin, I believe your …… " Xiaozhang grows at a heat, press suddenly, xiaolang feels to have an ineffable power, pushing him to circle ash-bin to turn circle.
This ability believed Xiaozhang thoroughly.
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Xiaozhang turns at the same time circle at the same time happy: Have this baby, later need not furtive, wanted what thing to go by the remote controller directly.
Had caught their Laohu especially, tomorrow, go looking for him, let him send money, sent let him hit him again 3 big mouth! Small Lang Zheng thinks gladly, abruptly feel eye hot painful, feel him discovery sweating, just knew to had turned a long time to encircle so, cry greatly toward Xiaozhang rapidly: "Return discomfort to press stop key, do you think tired dead me ah? " did not think of Xiaozhang one face cries funeral appearance, say: "I was pressed several times, can not act well namely ah …… " Xiaolang becomes aware an air conditioning develops cerebral door continuously only, busy say: "You are then unhappy still, go quickly looking for a person to repair! " small order turn rounds runs, find the person that repairs electric equipment, say: "Fast foster cordial relations between states this remote controller, I give you 100 money.
" want to be less than those who repair electric equipment to had taken a remote controller to look, returned him, sarcastic comments ground says: "I dare bet, unless you are dead12007