3个鬼故事

1摘瓜

三伏天，红彤彤的太阳挂在天上，直晒得人汗流浃背，只觉热浪滔天，快要眩晕。

李子抹抹头上得汗珠，实在热得受不住了，冲出窝棚来，外面就是自家种满西瓜的自留地，他摸出一把刀子，下地准备开个西瓜来解解暑。

东敲敲西碰碰，怎么瓜都还是生的？他不禁纳闷，突然，“啪啪”终于敲到一个瓜发出令人满意的声音，一开准是个红壤，他脸上绽放出满意的笑容，准备就地把瓜砍开来吃。

睡不着，不知是第几次，我又被热醒，这个破，一个寝室住那么多人，不热死才怪！

咦？李子怎么爬起来了，我定睛一看，啊！他闭着眼，我忙捂住自己的嘴，难道这就是传说中的梦游，据说这样的人是吓不得的，难保不出人命。

我吓得不敢大声喘气，只眼铮铮的看着他轮流敲者大家的脑袋，直走到出了名的头脑简单四肢发达的小郭床前，他才终于站定，脸上露出了及其诡异的微笑.
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2千年等一吻

他是一个善良的僵尸，不过被法师封印住了，只有得到女人的吻才能复活，这一等就是几千年过去了。

今天人们在古墓里的棺材中找到了他，人们饶有兴趣得研究起他的身体，一个女孩弯着腰仔细得看着他的脸，突然飞快得在他嘴上吻了一下，封印被解开了，他复活了，他无视惊慌失措的人们，径直走向那女孩子，对她说：

“谢谢你，美丽的女孩，你浪漫的吻解开了我身上几千年的封印，虽然我不知道你的名字，但我会用我的爱，呵护你永生永世”。

惊恐的女孩子，疯狂得摇着手，“我不要，我不要！”。

僵尸很诧异“你不能接受我？那你刚才为什么要吻我？”

女孩子脸红红着说

“我只是想知道僵尸有没有口臭，结果不小心碰到了你的嘴……”。

3清洁工

赵婶是一个妇女，最近环卫局招清洁工，她也报名了，今天是她第一天上班，早上五点到7点，她必须要扫完那条一公里长的街道。

早上4点半她起床，穿上环卫局发的黄色警视服，扛着大扫帚就出门了。

“刷，刷……”

“谁这么早就在扫地了？”赵婶很纳闷。

“刷，刷……”

她负责得那个路段左边有一段高高的阶梯，一个白发苍苍的老太婆，佝偻着背吃力得在扫着阶梯，“哎！这环卫局的还要不要人活啊！这么老的人也弄来扫大街”赵婶埋怨着。

热心的赵婶走上台阶，扶着老太婆，“太婆啊，你老人家休息一下吧，我帮你扫”

老太婆满是皱纹的脸上老泪横纵，她对赵婶说

“我杀了自己的儿媳妇，阎王爷才惩罚我扫这个石梯，这一扫就是500年了，也扫不到头，今天终于有人接班了，阎王爷发善心了，阎王爷发善心了”。

顿了顿她又问“这位大姐，你犯了什么罪啊，阎王爷这样罚你？”

Introduce:The 1 dog days that pick melon, red sun is hanged in the sky, bask in the streaming with sweat that get a person continuously, become aware heat wave is monstrous only, be about to dizziness.
Plum wipes Dehanzhu on the head, honest heat must not suffer, develop a shack, it is oneself is planted outside the plot of land for personal needs of full watermelon, he feels a knives, go to the fields prepares a watermelon to see solution hot weather.
Knock east knock touch on the west, how is melon unripe still? He can'ts help feeling puzzled, abrupt, "Bang bang " knock a melon to give out satisfactory sound eventually, one is a red soil definitely, the smile that gives satisfaction blossoms on his face, preparative on the spot chops melon will eat.
Sleep to be not worn, knowing is the a fewth, I am waked by heat again, this breaks the school, a dormitory lives so much person, not hot dead ability is strange! Well? How does plum climb, my fix eyes on looks, ah! He shuts have sth in mind, I am busy cover oneself mouth, this is the somnambulate in fokelore, allegedly such person is to frighten what do not get, one cannot say for sure does not give human life.
I am frightened so that dare not pant aloud, the person look at him to be knocked by turns that the eye clanks everybody's head, go to the small Guo Chuangqian that the shallow-brained limb that gave a name develops continuously, he just stands eventually calm, showed on the face reach its weird smile.
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The one kiss such as.
2 chiliad the corpse that he is a goodness, was stayed in by rabbi seal nevertheless, the kiss gift that receives a woman only is renascent, this is first-class went thousands of years namely.
People found him in the bier in barrow today, people forgive has fun at so that consider to have his body, a girl is bending a waist to look at his face carefully, abrupt and so rapid that kissed on his mouth, seal by unlock, he revived, he disregards panic-stricken people, move toward that girl directly, say to her: "Thank you, beautiful girl, your romantic kiss unlock seal of on my body thousands of years, although I do not know your name, but I can love with mine, caress aeon of your eternal life " .
Terrified girl, must shake wildly hand, "I do not want, I do not want! " .
Corpse very questioningly " cannot you accept me? Why should you a moment ago kiss me then? " red red move says girl face " I just want to know corpse has bad breath, the mouth …… that came up against you not carefully as a result " .
3 cleaner Zhao aunt are woman of a country, environmental sanitation bureau enrols cleaner recently, she also signed up, today is she goes to work the first day, arrived at 5 o'clock in the morning at 7 o'clock, what she must want to sweep that one kilometer to grow is street.
In the morning at 4 o'clock half she gets up, the yellow that puts on hair of environmental sanitation bureau alarm inspect take, carrying big broom to go out.
"Brush, brush …… " " who was sweeping the floor so early? " Zhao aunt very feel puzzled.
"Brush, 10673