秦始皇

我有一个不错的朋友，西安上的大学，就留在那工作了。

前几年，我去找他玩。
去西安，不爬华山还有天理吗。
我们从华山下来，就住在华阴县城。

他知道我喜欢猎奇，特意叫我第二天跟他下乡去，见一个奇人。

还真见着了。
他说我喜欢猎奇，他的狂热程度更胜于我，这奇人就是一个例子。
长得一般。
看上去，不是小三十就是小六十，反正就是这个年龄段吧。
奇人自称是陈抟老祖一派，我不大相信：“你也精通睡法。
”奇人不高兴了。
他要让我见识见识。

奇人说，老祖传下的锁鼻术等功法，一来不能轻易示人，二来乍看也看不出什么惊人之处。
这我信。
他就是有本事一睡三年，我也没工夫看啊。
所以奇人要表演另一种得意之学。

这个说扶乩不是扶乩，说招魂不是招魂。
比如汉武帝的李夫人去世，方士招李夫人又见汉武帝，后世认为这是皮影戏的肇始。
但是奇人说，招来的确是李夫人，又不是李夫人。
怎么说呢。
李夫人的精魂，自然回归太清。
但是一部分灵气，还是可以招来的。
这和唯物主义的皮影大相径庭。
他今天就要狗熊掀门帘，露这么一小手。

朋友问，招来也像笔仙一样，可以问事吗。
奇人怫然不悦。
说笔仙小道，怎么能相提并论。
一定要尊重，请来的魂魄，是名人也好，是附近的村老也好，大家可以谈谈。
就当做了解历史嘛。
我很高兴：“能请来杨贵妃吗。
”

奇人都不愿意理我了。
布置，做法。
他这和笔仙步骤不一样。
谁请还要谁的八字。
奇人先请了一位道者的精魂，这么说也可能不准确，因为据这精魂说，他已经修炼到鬼仙的地步了。
我听见声音了。
没有。
也是写在纸上。
不过是用毛笔。
笔尾套着个铁环，奇人把铁环套在小指上，小指平伸，毛笔自动写。
（我觉得经过训练，谁都可以写出来，还有能用脚画国画的呢）

我朋友也请了一位。
当地城隍的主簿。
我笑得很开心，城隍都被强拆了，主簿还满世界溜达呢。
到我，奇人代答不理的叫我写出八字。
看过之后，他倒很高兴了，说我八字命带天罡，可以试着请贵人。
我十分想见杨贵妃。
奇人用白眼球瞟着我开始做法。
半天，笔没动。
这个我理解，毕竟小指这是精细运动，他让我气成这样，小肌肉不好控制了。

忽然奇人把笔一摔，大步出屋。
我们自然也跟出去，奇人把手向天空一指：“看，秦始皇。
”一颗明亮的流星，从天空横着划过去。

无语的站了五分钟，我们回到屋子，一进屋就发现：起火了。
奇人做法，桌子上摆着香烛之类，不但把纸笔烧了，笔后的铁环也被融化了。
要说，我觉得这是唯一的一点。
因为大家都知道铁的熔点吧。
纸燃烧1分钟上下，温度怎么也不够。

我很过意不去，我以为是我们出屋时候碰到蜡烛所致。
但是一想也不对，要是那时候出的事，现在桌子都该烧着了。
不管怎么说，毁坏了人家的东西，总是有点局促的。
奇人一句话让我安心了。
他看了看屋子，长叹一声：“始皇帝脾气，还是这么暴烈。
”

Introduce:I have a good friend, the university on Xi'an, stay in that job.
Before a few years, I go looking for him to play.
Go Xi'an, do not climb Mount Hua to still manage one day.
We come down from Mount Hua, live in China shade county.
He knows I like seek novelty, call me to go with his go to the countryside the following day designedly, see a strange person.
Still seeing really.
He says I like seek novelty, his wild pitch more excel me, this is strange the person is an example.
Grow commonly.
Look, not be small 30 it is small 60, it is this age anyway paragraph.
Strange person professes is Chen Tuan old ancestor one clique, I believe not quite: "You are perfectness also sleep law.
" strange person is grouchy.
He should let me see knowledge and experience is known.
Strange person says, old ancestor the result method such as the descendant art that lock up bazoo, will cannot show a person easily, 2 will look to also do not look to give the point with breathtaking what suddenly.
This I am believed.
He has skill to sleep 3 years namely, I also do not have time to look.
So strange person should perform another kind to learn complacently.
This says to help Ji up is not to help Ji up, saying call back the spirit of the dead is not call back the spirit of the dead.
For instance Mrs.
Li of Chinese fierce emperor dies, necromancer enrols Mrs.
Li to see Chinese fierce emperor again, later ages thinks this is the inchoation of shadowgraph.
But strange person says, speaking is Mrs.
Li really, not be Mrs.
Li.
How to say.
The energy spirit of Mrs.
Li, natural regression is too clear.
But one part spirit is angry, still can speak.
This and materialistic leather shadow are widely divergent.
He is about today black bear lifts door curtain, dew so one little hand.
The friend asks, like speaking to also resemble pen celestial being, can ask a thing.
Strange person Fu like that vinegary.
Say canal of pen celestial being, how can place on a par.
Must respect, the soul that bring, it is celebrity it may not be a bad idea, it is the village old it may not be a bad idea around, everybody can talk.
Should make understanding history.
I am very glad: "Can invite Yang Guifei.
" strange person is not willing to manage I.
Decorate, practice.
He this and measure of pen celestial being are different.
Who is asked even whose character 8.
Strange person asked the lofty spirit of a nation of essence of life of a person that first, so say to forbid possibly also truly, because occupy this energy spirit to say, he has repaired refine to arrive the degree of ghost celestial being.
I hear voice.
Without.
Also be to be written on paper.
It is to use brush nevertheless.
Pen end is covering an iron hoop, strange person covers iron hoop on the little finger, the little finger is smooth extend, brush is written automatically.
(I feel to pass training, everybody can draw up come, still have what can paint traditional Chinese painting with the foot) my friend also asked.
Of local town god advocate book.
I laugh very happily, town god by forced releasing, advocate book returns full world go for a walk.
To me, strange person generation answers pay no attention to call me to draw up character 8.
After looking, he falls very glad, say life of my character 8 takes Tian Gang, can try to ask noble.
I very infer poplar high-ranked imperial concubine.
Strange person is looking sidelong at me to begin a practice with supercilious look ball.
A long time, the pen is done not have5678